**** BREAKING NEWS: Grover Norquist found in Bathroom *****

[madinmaryland]

Police were called to the home of Brent Bozell last night around 10:00pm, who was holding a think tank meeting with the four remaining Reaganites. Police say they found Grover Norquist in the bathroom chained to the toilet, distraught over the drowning in Bozell's bathtub of all of his economic policies. Police say that he was removed to the care of the mental institution, where he will remain under observation for the foreseeable future. Sources that requested their names withheld, indicate they had seen this coming for some time.

[malaise]

1. I heard that police found that the

entire neoliberal wing of the Rethug party fit in that fugging bathtub.

[bobd0]

2. Norquist is the clown who said

he wants to shrink the size of government in half over the next 25 years "to get it down to the size where we can drown it in the bathtub."

And, "Bipartisanship is another name for date rape."

Looks like he's the one that shrunk. :)

And, although I realize President-elect Obama believes in bipartisanship, if Norquist still feels the same way about bipartisanship I hope that, for his sake, he brings a lot of lubricant to Washington because he'll need it.

[Captain Hilts]

3. He also equated US tax policy to the Holocaust. Really, he did. nt

[Mira]

4. Maggots will avoid his body

[bobd0]

5. LOL