Sarah Palin is so dumb...

[rcrush]

http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=209420

From the Daily Show...

Shes so dumb she thinks the capital of china is Chinatown!

Shes so dumb she thinks that billboards are post cards from giants!

Shes so dumb she thinks Soy Milk is Spanish for "I am Milk!"


I hope this becomes a new thing like the Chuck Norris jokes.

[Chimichurri]

1. She's so dumb, after leaving the campaign she got a job painting skittles

[Dhalgren]

2. Sarah Palin is so dumb...

that she actually thinks she was an asset to the McCain campaign!

:rofl:

[underpants]

3. Her favorite candy?

W&W's

[pirate_satellite]

25. Ha

[ArrowMan]

4. She eats the raisins off the flyswatter.

[Aristus]

5. ...she thinks a square root is a vegetable...

:7

[Javaman]

6. She's so dumb...

she spells idiot with an "E".

[lpbk2713]

33. I spell idiot with a dubya.

:rofl: :rofl:

[rcrush]

7. Shes so dumb she thinks Iceberg is a Jewish name.

[HughBeaumont]

8. So dumb she got hit by a parked car!

So dumb she thinks Missouri was a movie starring Kathy Bates!

[Ioo]

9. she got hit by a cup and told the police that she got mugged.

[Ioo]

10. she tripped over a cordless phone!

[Ioo]

11. her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

[Hubert Flottz]

12. So dumb she put the pillow under her ass instead of under her

head on her wedding night...

[rcrush]

14. Sarah Palin is so dumb....

Thinks that Daylight Savings is a bank!

[Hubert Flottz]

20. She thought 'all the way in' was a road house.

[Rocknrule]

26. She thinks 401K is a bra size

She thinks there are kangaroos in Austria

[TankLV]

29. actually - it wasn't a mistake - toddy WANTED it that way...

[Ioo]

13. she got locked in a grocery store and starved

[AlCzervik]

15. she looked at an orange juice box for 2 hrs. just because it said CONCENTRATE

[Ioo]

16. last one - she had to climb over a glass wall to see what's on the other side

[Ioo]

17. I lied, remembered one more - it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes

[rcrush]

18. Shes so dumb she has to be watered twice a week.

[Blue For You]

19. "Instead of throwing in the towel, she threw it on."

:wow:

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

21. Who needs to make this stuff up? Palin is so dumb that she thanked the crank

Sarkozy for complimenting her on Hustler's Nailin' Palin!

Palin is so dumb that she didn't Africa was a continent.

Palin is so dumb that she thinks the VP reigns of the Senate.

Palin is so dumb that she doesn't know the countries that make up North America.

Palin is so dumb that she doesn't know who that Quebec doesn't have its own Prime Minister and she doesn't know who the Prime Minister of her great trade partner, Canada is.

Palin is so dumb that she gave her big energy policy speech about Drill Baby Drill at a solar panel company.

Palin is so dumb that she said Dig Baby Dig in Virginia Beach, not realizing that West Virginia is where the coal is.

and so forth and so on.....

[Swede]

22. She's so stupid she thought innuendo was an Italian suppository

nt

[snake in the grass]

31. ...and that specimen is an Italian astronaut.

[rcrush]

23. Shes so dumb she tried to put skittles in alphabetical order.

[kayakjohnny]

24. She uses white-out on her computer screen

[TWiley]

27. She had a tampon behind her ear and could not find her pencil

[MadinMo]

34. eeewwww

[rcrush]

28. Sarah Palin is so dumb she thought the official language in Mexico was called Mexican.

[TankLV]

30. actually - I think that was the current idiot in chief...

about the time he expressed amazement that there were blacks in Mexico...

sadly it was TRUE...

[lpbk2713]

32. She saw a guy with an ID card on his lapel that said "PRESS" ...

... she waited a long time after she did but nothing ever happened. :shrug:


:rofl: