So where the hell is Prick Cheney these days?

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

Have they had the entrance to his Undisclosed Dislocation concreted over with him inside? DId he not get the word that Paraguay is no longer a safe haven? Has he stroked out and nobody noticed or cared enough to say anything?

Inquiring minds don't really want to know- I just haven't seen the Accursed Name mentioned (in relationship to government) for a while.

May he rot in the hell he created for himself. We have a nation to rebuild.

[mediaman007]

1. Maybe he was shredded!

[ProfessorGAC]

2. If He's Not In Jail, I Don't Care Where He Is

The Professor

[The_Casual_Observer]

3. If he were asked about Iraq he'd still tell you that they were building

WMD.

[Muttocracy]

4. he was on the cover the NYT today in that goofy picture of Bush hugging Laura

http://www.daylife.com/search/photos/all/1?q=cheney

[Tutonic]

5. I want to thank Cheney for endorsing John McCain. In many ways

this was the final kiss of a traitor that dismantled the Republican party.

[mascarax]

8. I think he did it on purpose to sabotage McCain

Cheney knew an endorsement from him would be pounced on by the Dems.
I think Cheney hates McCain.
That's Dick.

[Cleita]

6. Probably in the basement in his coffin riding

this out until it's safe for him to come out again.

[lib2DaBone]

7. Stealing Every Penny he Can from Our Country....

[JohnyCanuck]

9. Maybe he accidentally locked himself inside

his man-sized office safe, and his staff has found the office environment so much nicer without The Dick hanging around and berating their asses every day, they decided just to leave him in there.

[DailyGrind51]

10. Dubai?

[salguine]

11. Hell, he's probably hanging out with Kim Jong-Il at his place.

[RichardRay]

12. Not here. (Jackson Hole)

To our eternal regret Cheney's Official Undisclosed Location was his house here in Jackson Hole, but he's not here now. Teton County went 2/3 Obama and went for Kerry last time, so maybe he's starting to get the message.