Booze pickles the brain...

[Hubert Flottz]

Analyzing Hank Williams Jr.’s “McCain-Palin Tradition”

John McCain is floundering. Worse yet, his rallies just can't find the correct music. Foo Fighters, Heart, John Mellencamp, Van Halen, Gretchen Peters (Martina McBride's "Independence Day"), and even demographically appropriate Frankie Valli have all asked the Republican candidates to stop playing their music at McCain/Palin rallies.

Happily, Hank Williams Jr.—who apparently is still alive—penned a new tune for the McCain campaign.

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The left wing liberal media have

Always been a real close knit family

Analysis: Remarkable admission by Mr. Williams Jr. and the McCain campaign. Are they ceding the family-values issues to the Democrats? Further, let's point out that I do consider my brethren in the Democratic Party a tight-knit family. However, Al Franken never calls, he never writes...MORE...

http://www.seattleweekly.com/2008-10-29/music/analyzing-hank-williams-jr-s-mccain-palin-tradition/

I know the campaign is over but some of the people who backed up the bullshit that McCain and Palin were pushing shouldn't ever be forgiven. Those fools tried to start a civil war in this country simply because they would have done anything to have their way. Hank Jr. you're a fucking HACK!

[opihimoimoi]

1. That boy don't sing so well these daze...is it the booze? We all know wha happon to Bush

His brain got pickled beyond rehab...

McCains too...

President Obama....now that has a nice ring to it....no mo fried brains

[Hubert Flottz]

2. Hack took a bad fall while hiking back in 1975 in the Bitterroot

mountains. I think the story goes that Hack mostly blamed that fall of his on his constant companion, Jim Beam.

It looks to me like he must have landed with his big old hairy head all the way up his ass. I guess that even with all the money he has, he still couldn't find a doctor to this day, who could successfully remove his head outta' his ass.

Edit...I had one of his CDs and it made a fine Zilch!

[opihimoimoi]

7. To remove heads outta asses...one don't see the gurly mon doc...one uses a Come Along: the 4 ton job

The Friend of his, Jim Boy from the Beam Fam,.,,,

stay away from him....bad dude...

[Hubert Flottz]

8. Most folk hear Hack squawking on the radio and think he uses an

echo thingy on his mike but that echo comes from his head being so far up his ass.

I think Hack is like John, them old geezers are sniffing around after the Queen Hillbilly...

I think the plan was to pawn Miz Buffalo Chip off on the biker gangstas and then haul ass to Bush's place south of the border with all the loot and the newer model Barbie.

NEVER trust an Outlaw!

[opihimoimoi]

9. Mrs Buffalo Chip and the Biker Boyz would make a fine movie for the GOP

The Queen of the North, Gov Of I'llaskher, is pouty of late...

Them McCaine dudes threw her under the bus and she is pissed

[Hubert Flottz]

10. She should have known better than to trust an old Bull GOPer...

Now she'll never be Queen of America...her wad is about shot.

By the time 2012 polls around all her crooked shit will be unmasked, so that the world will see her for the crook she really is.

The GOPers will even sell off her high dollar clothes on E-Bay.

She'll be lucky to get a job on one of those crab boats on world's deadliest crotch...err...catch.

[opihimoimoi]

11. I beg to differ...after some thoughts...she is what they relish and dream of...she is the QUEEN

The ROUGH QUEENs

The GOOPers? They have orgasms thinking of her and her rough Talk...They love it....they love to be EXPLOITED.....

Look at her ratings...her polls...she still has a base...enough to give her some Value.....never mind how Low...its still a Show....

[Hubert Flottz]

12. Yes you are right, one should always factor in the ones just like her

The GOP Rabid Radical Reich Winger BASE is mainly the, I've got mine, now I want yours too crowd. The ones that cheered her on as she tried to ignite a racial meltdown, so that she could "WIN" her job as VP...America well being was never what she was worried about, all people like Sarah Palin and her backwash groupies worry about, EVER, is themselves.

[opihimoimoi]

13. Their middle name is SELFCENTERED....hahahaha

and Attention Whore....

[peekaloo]

3. *sings* Hank why do ya stink, why ya such a dope, why must ya torture us

wit' the shit that ya wrote.....

[Hubert Flottz]

4. If Sarah Will She Will And If She Won't She Wont...

Hank is hard up for heroes. If Hank records a new CD and there nobody there to hear it will it make a sound? Hank should stay out of the woods because some trigger happy VP might mistake him for a bigfoot instead of a bigmouth.

[Rivethead]

5. Hank = Fat., Redneck Loudmouth

Singing shit music for fat, redneck loudmouths.

[Hubert Flottz]

6. "Singing"

I don't know if you'd call what he does "Singing" or not. His Dad was a good sounding country singer but the kid sounds like somebody that was dropped on his head, mouth first.

[4lbs]

14. Other than the MNF "Are you ready for some football?" intro song, what has Hank Williams Jr. done?

n/t

[Hubert Flottz]

15. "what has Hank Williams Jr. done?"

Lived the good life because his Dad paved the way for him. He'd be another Joe The Plumber like Bush would if they hadn't been born with the silver spoons.

[4lbs]

17. True true. Another stupid fundie.

n/t

[lonestarnot]

16. That freak had a climbing accident that opened his face crack wide enough to expose his brain. So

I don't think it was all booze unless... he could have been a drunk'n climber. Do they issue tickets for that?

[Hubert Flottz]

18. His brain must have been broken for life, if he can't see through...

the GOP's stale old bullshit!

I saw him on TV one time saying that he'd sworn off the Jim Beam after he'd fallen and busted up his head. He said he almost died from the fall and was in the hospital for a long time.

I don't know if he was drunk when he was climbing or not. But he must be smoking some clabbered crack if he thinks McCain and Palin were good for our country.