Prejudice in Ohio 11/8/08:

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We were rapture ready but still surprised when the big black Obama vans turned up taking away water pistols and nail guns; the next door neighbor with the McCain sign was forced to have an abortion (even though he wasn't pregnant), then convert to Islam; Drivers licenses were thrown onto the lawns for the Mexicans who would be immigration to our housea. Finally when we were all out on the sidewalk, UN trucks appeared spraying teh gay everywhere. One fundie was so upset she took her dogs to the vet to be neutered. And the media stopped reporting it all after Brutus Buckeye got a compulsory same sex marriage license.

The point is, we now have all the Somalis rounded up in OSU stadium. A highly reliable exit poll proves that if the Somalis had voted 96% McCain, the state would still be reds, and all our dreams would come true.