Does anyone know where the Flying Spaghetti Monster stands on gay marriage?

[Nikki Stone1]

Here are the rules:

The Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts"

1. I'd really rather you didn't act like a sanctimonious holier-than-thou ass when describing my noodly goodness. If some people don't believe in me, that's okay. Really, I'm not that vain. Besides, this isn't about them so don't change the subject.

2. I'd really rather you didn't use my existence as a means to oppress, subjugate, punish, eviscerate, and/or, you know, be mean to others. I don't require sacrifices, and purity is for drinking water, not people.

3. I'd really rather you didn't judge people for the way they look, or how they dress, or the way they talk, or, well, just play nice, okay? Oh, and get this into your thick heads: woman = person. man = person. Samey = Samey. One is not better than the other, unless we're talking about fashion and I'm sorry, but I gave that to women and some guys who know the difference between teal and fuchsia.

4. I'd really rather you didn't indulge in conduct that offends yourself, or your willing, consenting partner of legal age AND mental maturity. As for anyone who might object, I think the expression is "go fuck yourself," unless they find that offensive in which case they can turn off the TV for once and go for a walk for a change.

5. I'd really rather you didn't challenge the bigoted, misogynistic, hateful ideas of others on an empty stomach. Eat, then go after the bitches.

6. I'd really rather you didn't build multi million-dollar synagogues / churches / temples / mosques / shrines to my noodly goodness when the money could be better spent (take your pick):
1. Ending poverty
2. Curing diseases
3. Living in peace, loving with passion, and lowering the cost of cable
I might be a complex-carbohydrate omniscient being, but I enjoy the simple things in life. I ought to know. I AM the creator.

7. I'd really rather you didn't go around telling people I talk to you. You're not that interesting. Get over yourself. And I told you to love your fellow man, can't you take a hint?

8. I'd really rather you didn't do unto others as you would have them do unto you if you are into, um, stuff that uses a lot of leather/lubricant/vaseline. If the other person is into it, however (pursuant to #4), then have at it, take pictures, and for the love of Mike, wear a CONDOM! Honestly, it's a piece of rubber. If I didn't want it to feel good when you did it I would have added spikes, or something.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gospel_of_the_Flying_Spaghetti_Monster#The_Eight_.22I.27d_Really_Rather_You_Didn.27ts.22

[LaydeeBug]

1. I spoke with him last night, on top of Old Smokey...

and I can tell you, ONE HUNDRED PER CENT...he does.

Now I'm off to find that meatball for him...

[MNDemNY]

3. Bull...See # 7

[MNDemNY]

2. His noodly appendage graces all equally.

On this issue...See rule 4

[zanne]

4. Spaghetti Monster would never discriminate!

His noodly appendages hold the world in a loving embrace.

[trof]

5. I think He/She's not in favor of inter-pasta liasons.

There's a time and place for linguine and for penne.
:-)

[Fumesucker]

7. It depends on just how cunning you are at linguistics. n/t

[Christa]

6. He believes marriage is highly overrated

But he is 100% okay with gays and lesbians marrying. :party: :pals:

[Nikki Stone1]

8. Ah. That explains it.

:D

[Ian David]

9. The Noodly One appeared to me in a dream, and said he approved of Marriage Equality.

At first, I thought it was just a dream.

But then I realized my hands were wet... with SPAGHETTI SAUCE!

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

10. Probably Against It, Since He's A Bigoted Intolerant Fuck To Begin With.

[Nikki Stone1]

16. Really?

I'm shocked I tell you!

[TWiley]

11. doesnt the spagetti monster caucus with the tooth fairy?

[orleans]

18. not sure. i know the easter bunny gets together with the tooth fairy

but only for breakfast.

[gratuitous]

12. A-pasta-cy!

There have been no pronouncements for or against. We patiently abide in the silence and the tension.

[alfredo]

13. The FSM does not stand, he/she floats

[flvegan]

14. I believe that the FSM is down with getting your freak on with whomever

is willing to get their freak on with you.

[Nikki Stone1]

15. That would explain rule #4

:D

[orleans]

17. i think the true answer here can be found in #2 and #3

if we are not to use fsm as a "existence as a means to oppress" people then we may assume fsm would not oppress people as well.

also, if "woman = person. man = person" and one looks at prop 8 then fsm seems to be defining marriage as between a person and a person.

hence, fsm would have voted NO on prop 8.

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

19. Of his followers: Semolina this way, semolina that way.

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