HamdenRice
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Sat Nov-08-08 02:02 PM
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I modestly propose a ban on ALL sexual relationships. |
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No official straight sex. No official gay sex. No bi sex.
Also no falling in love and wanting to share your life with someone. No civil contracts between consulting cohabiting adults to share property enforceable with OUR TAX DOLLARS.
If there's no sex, then there can't be a question of marriage
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Sat Nov-08-08 02:05 PM
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1. Marriage is about money, not sex. |
HamdenRice
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Sat Nov-08-08 02:06 PM
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OK, I modestly propose banning ALL sharing of money nt |
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Sat Nov-08-08 02:18 PM
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8. as anyone who's been married awhile knows. |
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Sat Nov-08-08 03:34 PM
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22. Civil unions should not be restricted solely to sexual relationships |
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Some people want to set up housekeeping together without necessarily having to register with church or state as sex partners.
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Sat Nov-08-08 02:06 PM
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uh....oops. Well, I should get some kind of "religious" exemption. . .
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HamdenRice
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Sat Nov-08-08 02:07 PM
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3. As long as you don't share property with it or cohabit, it's OK nt |
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Edited on Sat Nov-08-08 02:07 PM by HamdenRice
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Sat Nov-08-08 02:07 PM
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4. Well, I got laid this morning so I'll go along |
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for a few days or so........
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Sat Nov-08-08 02:22 PM
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9. That's the kind of short-sighted... |
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thinking that got us into the messes we are in now. No plan to withdraw from Iraq, no looking ahead about the economy.
I'm old, but I always think ahead... not behind. Today was nice, but the next time will be just as good or better.
You One-Shot-Wonders need to look to the future.
'Scuse me, I see the spouse bent over dusting... catch you later.
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Sat Nov-08-08 02:09 PM
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5. Damn right. If I can't get any, neither should you. |
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Sat Nov-08-08 02:14 PM
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So nothing would change for me then.
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Sat Nov-08-08 02:15 PM
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7. That leaves unofficial no-strings attached fucking |
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Always look for the loop-hole :)
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HamdenRice
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Sat Nov-08-08 02:22 PM
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10. I didn't think through the unintended consequences, but maybe |
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that's not such a bad outcome.
Why do I think this thread is destined to be locked or sent to the Lounge?
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Sat Nov-08-08 02:28 PM
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13. Because a no sex thread is still a sex thread? |
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"Dear Forum,
I'm not having hot and crazy imaginative sex that couldn't have possibly happened to someone like me, but I'm writing anyway
signed,
Won't even happen in my wildest dreams"
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Sat Nov-08-08 02:22 PM
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11. How about sheep and goats ? |
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Sat Nov-08-08 02:30 PM
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14. No sheep, goats or "man on dog" Santurum either |
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Also the repug politician who talked about how all farmers screw their animals -- his behavior would be banned too.
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Sat Nov-08-08 02:32 PM
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15. What if it was just an inflatable sheep or goat |
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Sat Nov-08-08 02:33 PM
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16. As long as you don't share property or cohabit, I guess it's ok nt |
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Sat Nov-08-08 02:24 PM
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12. It wouldn't affect me... |
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I am hopelessly single and don't expect to have any kind of a relationship anytime soon...
:cry:
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Sat Nov-08-08 02:54 PM
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17. Just don't ban the relationship I have with myself. n/t |
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Sat Nov-08-08 02:56 PM
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18. If they want to stop gay sex, they should require gay marriage-if M/F marriage is any indication |
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Sat Nov-08-08 03:24 PM
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20. I once read: "Unconditional love? I can't even get unconditional like" |
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It was in a letters to the editor column of Harpers or Atlantic, about some review or something about marriage, and how it is based on "unconditional love."
Some guy wrote in and said, "Marriage is about unconditional love? In my marriage, I can't even get unconditional like."
:rofl:
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Sat Nov-08-08 03:44 PM
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23. it seems like the single guys are the ones whining about no sex |
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Edited on Sat Nov-08-08 03:48 PM by seabeyond
it is the married one that is after the mate dusting.
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Sat Nov-08-08 02:58 PM
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19. Aww... go fuck yourself! |
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Somebody had to say it...
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Sat Nov-08-08 03:25 PM
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21. That would not be allowed if I cohabit with myself and share property |
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Sat Nov-08-08 04:06 PM
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I've been celibate for the last 12 years and plan on staying that way. The amount of energy one saves for more valuable pursuits is very useful. Of course, I'm over 60 now; can the rest of you hack it?
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Sat Nov-08-08 04:08 PM
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25. Doesn't effect me none. |
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