My first boyfriend was a Mormon.

[GreenFiles]

I just want to get that on the record. We did things that would make Joseph Smith's head spin.

Now I think he's married to 14 different women, but he won't forget those early years and all I taught him.

To the 14 women: You're welcome!

[Winnipegosis]

1. Okay

Mormons are cool, too.

[upi402]

2. Did he wear the special underwear?

I hear Mormons are freaky in the alternative means of getting the job done. They're real nice folks, on the surface.

[GreenFiles]

4. Special in that it was able to accomodate...

...his assets. Wowza!

[thewiseguy]

3. What did you teach him?

:evilgrin:

[JI7]

5. do the Mormons allow sex before marriage ?

[Zhade]

6. No, but it doesn't stop them.

Hell, I "converted" for the sex with my ex!

I love using that line, too: "I was briefly a mormon. It was a sex thing."

[NanceGreggs]

7. Welcome aboard, GreenFiles ...

... one of the best threads evah!

:rofl:

[Double T]

8. Holy Moroni, YOU must be smoking HOT!

Even an angel would be jealous!