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Obamarama (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-09-08 08:09 AM Original message |
Next time a Mormon comes to my door, I'm giving them 15 seconds to get the fuck off my front porch |
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shadowknows69 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-09-08 08:12 AM Response to Original message |
1. I hear that. I had one try to push his way into my door once |
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LiberalFighter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-09-08 08:59 AM Response to Reply #1 |
21. Should had had him arrested for trespassing. |
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shadowknows69 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-09-08 09:08 AM Response to Reply #21 |
24. Ah, it's more fun to slam the door in someone's face. |
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CountAllVotes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-09-08 08:12 AM Response to Original message |
2. I run them off |
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WillParkinson (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-09-08 08:13 AM Response to Original message |
3. 15 seconds? |
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arcadian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-09-08 08:15 AM Response to Original message |
4. I ask them where the golden plates are. |
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tanyev (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-09-08 08:20 AM Response to Reply #4 |
9. I asked them why there weren't any maps in my Book of Mormon |
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heliarc (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-09-08 08:29 AM Response to Reply #4 |
14. You mean the golden three ring binder? |
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cali (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-09-08 08:15 AM Response to Original message |
5. I'm with you- and I'm a straight female |
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shadowknows69 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-09-08 08:18 AM Response to Reply #5 |
8. Actually I've let a few in and talked with them if I'm feeling mischevious |
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ksimons (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-09-08 08:16 AM Response to Original message |
6. a little break from the stress of it all |
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shadowknows69 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-09-08 08:24 AM Response to Reply #6 |
12. ROFL |
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IDemo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-09-08 09:07 AM Response to Reply #6 |
23. edit -misplaced post |
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crispini (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-09-08 09:21 AM Response to Reply #6 |
30. Baaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha! |
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MH1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-09-08 08:17 AM Response to Original message |
7. Well, you might consider that the ones who come to your door are often still teachable. |
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Obamarama (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-09-08 08:28 AM Response to Reply #7 |
13. I have absolutley no compunction to attempt to teach the unteachable... |
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rfranklin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-09-08 08:50 AM Response to Reply #13 |
19. In Florida, you can shoot them if you feel threatened.... |
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Edweird (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-09-08 12:15 PM Response to Reply #19 |
58. Dishonest much? |
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StreetKnowledge (921 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-09-08 12:52 PM Response to Reply #58 |
65. Technically |
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Edweird (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-09-08 01:07 PM Response to Reply #65 |
67. As an actual living breathing resident of Florida AND gun owner |
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heliarc (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-09-08 08:21 AM Response to Original message |
10. I disagree... |
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peacebird (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-09-08 08:22 AM Response to Original message |
11. A couple from the local Baptist church stopped by to invite me to join. I asked them if their church |
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lunatica (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-09-08 12:32 PM Response to Reply #11 |
60. Great tact! |
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goddess40 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-09-08 08:29 AM Response to Original message |
15. first, all religions are strange to outsiders but |
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Clovis Sangrail (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-09-08 08:31 AM Response to Original message |
16. I like to give them something to remember |
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Mari333 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-09-08 08:32 AM Response to Original message |
17. there is a small Mormon church on my block |
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Sal Minella (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-09-08 08:59 AM Response to Reply #17 |
22. Where do you get a NO PREACHING sign? Can I print one out from somewhere? |
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Mari333 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-09-08 09:16 AM Response to Reply #22 |
28. here you go!!! |
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alphafemale (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-09-08 09:37 AM Response to Reply #28 |
32. lol! Oh I love that. I get that catalogue, too. |
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snake in the grass (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-09-08 09:59 AM Response to Reply #28 |
35. That is an excellent sign. |
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pipi_k (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-09-08 10:56 AM Response to Reply #28 |
52. Thanks for the link... |
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Sal Minella (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-09-08 04:40 PM Response to Reply #28 |
68. Northern Sun. Of course. Duh. Can order my new Darwin Fish too. Thank you! |
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Lil Missy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-09-08 08:42 AM Response to Original message |
18. I've never been patient or respectful when they show up. I just close the door in their face. |
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Callalily (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-09-08 08:55 AM Response to Original message |
20. I just finished reading |
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jonnyblitz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-09-08 10:03 AM Response to Reply #20 |
37. i am glad you posted this. I saw this book mentioned before and |
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ellie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-09-08 10:29 AM Response to Reply #37 |
43. It was an excellent book |
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jonnyblitz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-09-08 10:40 AM Response to Reply #43 |
47. my local library is online so I just put the book on hold. the copy |
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IDemo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-09-08 09:08 AM Response to Original message |
25. I live in a place with a very large Mormon population |
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ileus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-09-08 09:11 AM Response to Original message |
26. I've never even seen a Mormon except on TV. |
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ProfessorGAC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-09-08 09:13 AM Response to Original message |
27. My Favorite Dimissal Line, Is. . . |
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Canuckistanian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-09-08 09:17 AM Response to Original message |
29. We don't get many Mormons around these parts |
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The Real Strawman (3 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-09-08 09:21 AM Response to Original message |
31. Hear, Hear! |
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roody (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-09-08 12:38 PM Response to Reply #31 |
61. They would not miss an orgy of consumerism! |
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Bluenorthwest (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-09-08 09:42 AM Response to Original message |
33. The last Mormons that came to my door |
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RedLetterRev (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-09-08 10:00 AM Response to Reply #33 |
36. . |
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malaise (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-09-08 09:48 AM Response to Original message |
34. The Mormons are afraid of hubby and me |
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UTUSN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-09-08 10:09 AM Response to Original message |
38. Salvation Army, too. I used to be sheepish in passing their bells. Not anymore. n/t |
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JohnnyLib2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-09-08 10:25 AM Response to Original message |
39. Website for reality checking. |
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Obamarama (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-09-08 10:38 AM Response to Reply #39 |
46. Well, they're going to get an education when they come to my door! |
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AnotherMother4Peace (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-09-08 10:26 AM Response to Original message |
40. Exactly what I was thinking - I'm usually polite, will ask if they need to use the bathroom, or |
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radfringe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-09-08 10:27 AM Response to Original message |
41. I'm going to |
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Reader Rabbit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-09-08 10:29 AM Response to Original message |
42. My standard reply: |
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ksimons (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-09-08 10:31 AM Response to Reply #42 |
44. that's great!!!! |
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kevinbgoode (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-09-08 10:35 AM Response to Original message |
45. I had a pair of them ask at the door asking me if they could do |
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Fresh_Start (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-09-08 10:44 AM Response to Original message |
48. Give them a petition to sign to guarantee equal rights |
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LoKnLoD (923 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-09-08 10:45 AM Response to Original message |
49. Ask them.. |
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eagertolearn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-09-08 10:47 AM Response to Original message |
50. I didn't even know that there were Mormons until I moved to Oregon |
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givemebackmycountry (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-09-08 10:54 AM Response to Original message |
51. Back in the 80's when I was living in a Dallas suburb with my buddy... |
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pipi_k (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-09-08 11:13 AM Response to Reply #51 |
53. Great idea!!! |
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AlCzervik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-09-08 11:16 AM Response to Original message |
54. my no on 8 sign keeps them away, it's staying my lawn and in my front window. |
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The Backlash Cometh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-09-08 11:31 AM Response to Original message |
55. I wonder how many people who fought me on my so called "anti-Christian" sentiments" |
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eridani (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-10-08 06:08 AM Response to Reply #55 |
69. There are also Christians who are LGBT allies n/t |
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The Backlash Cometh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-10-08 08:44 AM Response to Reply #69 |
70. Me, for instance. |
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TankLV (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-09-08 11:39 AM Response to Original message |
56. Sorry, not me...I will THROW them off in a NANOSECOND... |
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Cronus Protagonist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-09-08 11:42 AM Response to Original message |
57. The Story of Mormon in a cartoon |
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Edweird (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-09-08 12:18 PM Response to Original message |
59. My doggie doesn't like people knocking on 'his' door.... |
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roody (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-09-08 12:41 PM Response to Original message |
62. But, but, but........ |
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OmmmSweetOmmm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-09-08 12:42 PM Response to Original message |
63. Luckily, here in NY I have never had a Mormon on my doorstep. We do get Jehova |
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TWiley (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-09-08 12:49 PM Response to Original message |
64. I am not that generous anymore. |
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TexasObserver (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-09-08 12:57 PM Response to Original message |
66. How about putting up a sign? "Mormons Not Welcome Here" |
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