And for $14.95 you, too, can be one with Sam...er, Joe the Plumber...er, Blogger

[chalky]

My SIL, being posessed of a sick and twisted sense of humor, just sent me a fabulously awful link:

http://www.secureourdream.com/">secureourdream.com

Yes, folks...Joe is now unleashed on the internet.

And for $14.95, you can get one year's "Freedom Membership" (no, the irony was not lost on me).

What does the membership of Freedom entail, you ask?
-A personally autographed copy of his unpublished, ghost-written autobiography,
-Chats with Joe in (gak) "Joe The Forum"
-A one-year subscription to "Joe the Blogger" newsletter, AND (and this is a biggie),
-Free shipping on all "Shop Joe" merchandise!!

I don't have the energy to check out the merchandise right now, but feel free (plus $14.95) to check it out.

[Bluebear]

1. Wow, my dreams have come true. Just signed up, crying here!

:rofl:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

8. Pay up. New monitor. Owes me.

:spray:

[MichaelHarris]

2. The S.o.B.

isn't union and my garbage disposal just burned up. Basically what imma sayin' is Joe is useless.

[GregD]

3. that is one ugly f'ing web site

[curse of greyface]

4. You know it might be worth it for the camp value to wit.

Words of wisdom from Joe the Plumber in his "We the People" column


The other day, I was contacted by 72-year old man who pleaded with me to share his story with the media and politicians.

We are all thinking McCain right


He and his wife lost all of their savings in the stock market recently. They worked all their lives for this country and now they have nothing.

Wow The whole beer distributorship is kaput?



Why? Because of corruption in Washington. That man asked me, “What do I do now Joe?”

Okay I'm still thinking McCain

[SeattleVet]

5. OK, they've got 'Joe the Plumber', but it really brings a smile to my face

that I'm able to tell them, "but *we* have 'Joe the Vice President'"

[enuegii]

6. Everyone at DU should...

ask Joe (Sam) for his advice on how to reconcile the way of the world and the human condition here:
.

Or any other silly shit that comes to mind...

Over and over and over again.

[TexasObserver]

7. OMG! This guy will be out by the freeway with a sign saying "Will Call Obama Socialist for Food"

He's got a real wake up call coming. He's going to make hundreds of dollars with that deal.

Joe Who?

[JI7]

9. he looks like a pervert

yuk

[Hubert Flottz]

10. Joe there's a big turd in the White House could you go check

that out?