FEMA Firefighter's Manual Covers UFO Attacks, Crashes (Heckuva job, ET)

[Are_grits_groceries]

This video shows how FEMA no only deals with credible threats as hurricanes and terrorist attacks, but also with credible threats like alien attacks and UFO crashes: They have an entire chapter dedicated to this topic in their firefighters manual.

http://gizmodo.com/5081227/fema-firefighters-manual-covers-ufo-attacks-crashes

Here's a link to the chapter: http://www.v-j-enterprises.com/firefigh.html

Does it include the notes to play from "Close Encounters....."?
I wonder how badly FEMA would screw this up?

[HereSince1628]

1. A whole chapter? Everyone knows all you have to say is

Klaatu barada nikto!

[slampoet]

2. Please tell me they aren't telling them to turn the hoses on Xybor

Xybor is all powerful.

[jeepnstein]

3. Wow.

I can't wait for the training session on that one. Since training is usually presented by someone who's "been there and got the t-shirt" I would expect it to be a really interesting seminar.

[Xipe Totec]

4. I have my own plan in case of a UFO sighting...

[shadowknows69]

5. Interesting

[curse of greyface]

6. Well somebody at FEMA has too much time on their hands. nt

[SoxFan]

7. Well, there are a couple of scenarios

Under James Lee Witt


Under Brownie:
http://vwt.d2g.com:8081/mars_attacks.jpg

[enki23]

8. Nothing on what do we do if Ryleh were to rise again?

I suppose that, while preparation is key, we don't really want people reading the FEMA handbook to go irrevocably insane.

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

9. As It Should.

Makes perfect sense.

[Ezlivin]

10. That's not a manual - it's a cookbook!

"To Serve Man"

And those aren't FEMA trailers, either....

[Marrah_G]

11. I see no problem with this

Better to have to many scenarios in that manual, then to few.

[seemslikeadream]

12. My son is a fireman I can't wait to tell him about this