I am filing to become a bank.

[LeftHander]

1st National Bank of LeftHander

I want TARP money from the Feds...

What! Everyone else is doing it.



FREE MONEY!

[flvegan]

1. Can I borrow some money?

[closeupready]

2. As long as you promise to use half of it as a bonus payment to yourself.

Because above all else, the taxpayer would want you to feel underpaid.

[LeftHander]

8. oh yes...otherwise I would not participate....nt

[BootinUp]

3. Me first! I have enough debt to qualify. lol

[spinbaby]

First you have to become too big to fail

That automatically qualifies you for government money.

[LeftHander]

9. I've been told I am pretty big....failure not an option...

If I go down...everybody goes down.

[DJ13]

4. It does seem to be the only way to get Federal help

I guess everyone with loans they cant pay off because their bank charges them 30% interest should file to become a bank so they can get low cost loans to cover their debts too.

[Morrisons Ghost]

5. You're a regular

Matthew Lesko!:rofl:

[RB TexLa]

6. How much did your fidelity bonds cost. In this climate they have to be a fortune.

[ben_meyers]

7. I'm with you

mine is going to be

Last Chance Bank and Grill.

This whole bailout is really getting out of hand, and to think McCain rushed back to DC to vote for it. I guess we dodged that bullet!