Bush Pardons Judas Iscariot To Take Back National Stage

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White House: Dana Perino confirmed reports that President Bush has been angry about the media attention given to the President Elect. Even in the White House Obama has taken the center stage. “He is still the president, you know,” said Ms. Perino. “I believe his words to the First Lady were, ‘Obama, Obama, Obama - is that all you’re going to talk about?’ So, Mr. Bush is taking back the national stage by pardoning John Wilkes Booth, Torquemada and Judas Iscariot.”

“That’ll show ‘em,” Bush is reported to have said. “I’ll pardon these folks and open up drilling on blue whales – by he way Condi, give me the name of a country that has oil.”

“No time left George,” Condoleeza Rice said. “There’s all this planning George, remember? Remember last time how long you thought it took?”

“Yeah, I remember. Damn! But it’s not right, there’s still time for something I can do make them take notice,” whined Bush.

“Sorry George, the pardons, whale drilling and mining in the national parks will have to suffice,” said Condi Rice.

[Bicoastal]

1. And how much is a Brazillion?

:evilgrin:

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2. That joke still cracks me up.

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3. I'm not really in the mood to write satire, but it's been awhile and wanted to get out my

anger about the mining rules. That part is true.

[punkin87]

4. Near the grand canyon!