"Hemmorhoids are more popular than this man!"

[Hissyspit]

dave zirin of the nation speaking to rachel maddow during the "lame duck watch" segment on her show

he was spied on by the government for political reasons and they are talking about bush wanting to give more spying ability to local and state governments, collecitng intelligence on anyone

[rcrush]

1. Hemmorhoids hurt like a motherfucking son of a bitch bastard.

[Hissyspit]

2. Yes. They do. I know from experience.

LOL

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

3. But, when you think about it...

Which caused more damage: swollen and inflamed anal veins or Dear Leader?

Me? If I have to make a choice, I'll take the hemmorhoids. They go away quicker.

[smokey nj]

4. Wouldn't it be great if all it took for Bush to disappear was a little Preparation H?

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

5. Or one of those blue suppositories.

Better to take that up the ass than what we have been getting for the last 8 years.

[Hissyspit]

8. Exactly.

[Double T]

6. The gigantic itchy pain in the ass is cured with "Preparation W".

Just apply 'LIBERALLY' to the infected area and the GD SOB will eventually go away; on or about January 20, 2009. Repeat applications as necessary until HE is all gone.

[rcrush]

7. I wish scientists would come up with a cure for hemmerhoids.

fuck cancer!

[meow2u3]

9. What's the difference between Bush and hemmorhoids?

One is a royal pain in the ass; the other is a medical condition.


edit: punctuation correction