If you were Dumbya, what would you apologize for?

[ColbertWatcher]

Today he apologized for some of the things he said, like "Bring 'em on!"

What else would you apologize for, if you were Dipshit?

[cliffordu]

1. Being born

[malaise]

You stole my post

:rofl:

[SammyWinstonJack]

4. Right?

:thumbsup:

[cliffordu]

22. NEENER NEENER NEENER!!!

:rofl:

[SammyWinstonJack]

3. Damn! Beat me too it!

:evilgrin:

[cliffordu]

23. Well....

:rofl:

:hi:

[my2sense]

11. Yeah - his mom should have just swallowed his ass. n/t

[PatSeg]

16. Damn

That was my first reaction as well!

[daninthemoon]

2. I would just hand over the keys and leave now. That would be the most meaningful

way he could begin to atone. Get out of the way.

[SammyWinstonJack]

7. The poo flinging chimp is far too arrogant to do that.

[liberalmuse]

5. Most people with a conscience would kill themselves.

Who among us could live with the fact that you murdered tens of thousands of innocent human beings, and fucked up things so bad worldwide that the human race may never recover? If Bush had an inkling of a soul, he would blow his brains out with Sadam's pistol.

[daninthemoon]

13. sounds right. that's kind of the way famous Gman Melvyn Purvis died.

His crowning achievement of killing Dillinger gave way to a despondent life, and he shot himself with Dillinger's pistol. Of course, bush has no redeaming acts, so I don't mean disrespect to Purvis.

[liberalmuse]

18. Interesting.

I'm ashamed of having posted what I did, but it's honest, so I'll let it stand. My dad ended his life with a pistol, so I'm not posting this shit lightly.

You are an example of why I love DU. I'm fairly ignorant, but there are so many people here that know shit I've never even thought about. Thank you for sharing that Dillinger story. Fascinating! I will now be Googling Dillinger for the next couple of days, thanks to you.

[stray cat]

6. Invading a country that didn't attack us and doing so with no planning or competence

abandoning the people after Katrina, Bankrupting American workers by robbing them blind. Catering to the top 5 % income bracket and robbing the rest of us.

[PetrusMonsFormicarum]

8. Crashing that Segway

It takes a serious dipshit to crash a Segway.

[Tangerine LaBamba]

9. Not

dying of a self-inflicted gunshot wound on my twenty-first birthday.

[Arkansas Granny]

10. Maybe a blanket apology for the last 8 years. If he were to apologize

individually for all the things he's said and done, he wouldn't be able to complete the apologies during my lifetime.

[baldguy]

12. I wouldn't

I'd give the family fortune to a foundation dedicated to erasing my legacy from history, and exile myself to a sod hut in Alaska & hope the world forgets about me.

[McCamy Taylor]

14. Breathing. Lying (which is the same thing for him).

Not getting Bin Laden. Stealing two elections. Driving the country to bankruptcy the same way he did all his companies.

[lonestarnot]

15. His state of being! A motherfucker!

[goclark]

17. still breathing

[Turbineguy]

19. Nothing

I'd be too stupid to realize I'd done anything wrong.

[JHB]

20. If I were Chim-Chim, I wouldn't apologize for anything

After all, the real one didn't.

Saying he "regrets" some of the things he said isn't apologizing.

Now if you'd asked "If Glenda the Good Witch waved her magic wand and gave Chim-Chim a consience and an ounce of humility, what would he apologize for?", there'd be a much longer list. But as he is now? He's shown repeatedly he won't apologize fer nothin'.

[mokawanis]

21. For being born

His birth was an outrage and a terrible crime against humanity.

[Toasterlad]

24. Not Killing Myself During My Coke and Drink-Filled Cheerleader Years

[Cleita]

25. Allowing the Supreme Court to appoint him President when

he knew the election was stolen. He's dumb but not that unaware.

[lutefisk]

26. How about the person who had to collect the chimperor's poop on overseas trips...

Or how about all the women he forced those sloppy Bourbon reeking kisses on or all the bald guys and their heads that Junior rubbed like some freaky fetishist? I'm thinking of the little things he should apologize for. We all remember the big ones.

:patriot:

[busybl]

27. I was gonna say being born, but someone beat me to it