Today's Freeper "God Damn America" Prayer

[K8-EEE]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-religion/2131202/posts

"Lord, I lift up this foolish nation...."

I noticed the article on CNBC today that said the collapse of our Government's economy is not out of the question, and connected those dots to the 'conspiracy theory' from March and it frightens me to believe that this is actually possible, in America. Whether or not the theory is true, we now live in a different America where man's heart fails him for fear and where sometimes a person's enemies are living within their own household. Save us from the evil one, Lord. Protect us. Heal our land.

OMG......I feel sorry for God if He/She really has to listen to all this crap....I wish God would just bop them on the head like in those V-8 Commercials and go, WHY DO YOU THINK YOU'RE IN THIS MESS? BECAUSE OF THE IDIOTS YOU VOTED IN, YOU JACKASSES!

[XOKCowboy]

1. What is the "conspiracy theory from March"?

There have been so many....

[jobycom]

3. It probably went "Obama something something something END OF THE WORLD!!"

[XOKCowboy]

7. OOOOhhhh THATone..

It's been all over the internets.

[jobycom]

2. God ignores Freepers, since they ignore him unless they want to whine.

[silverojo]

4. Have I mentioned just how much I hate Freepers?

I don't want to repeat myself...!

[K8-EEE]

5. Also hate their mean, angry God

I don't pretend to know everything about the nature of God however, common sense tells you -- he's not wacked out vengeful a-hole like the Freeper God!

[K8-EEE]

6. Also hate their mean, angry God

I don't pretend to know everything about the nature of God however, common sense tells you -- he's not wacked out vengeful a-hole like the Freeper God!

[Sebastian Doyle]

8. It seems though the Freeper who started the thread had reasonable intentions

I may not agree with his premise that Obama is someone who "needs to be saved", as Obama himself has said that he and JC came to that point some time ago, so that's between the President and the Highest Authority. And I don't know what the hell this "conspiracy theory" is that he's talking about.

But the concept of praying for your leaders is in accordance with Scripture, so I won't fault him for that. Can't say the same about some of the other asshats in that thread however.......

And yeah, I prayed when Chimp was selected by the Supreme Court. Prayed that he'd do as little harm as possible and be gone in 4 years. Obviously God was on vacation that week. :(