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helderheid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-08 12:35 AM
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Barack's donation arm is freakishly long. It's scaring me.
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Liberal_in_LA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-08 12:36 AM
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1. don't be scared.
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ContinentalOp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-08 12:37 AM
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2. Arm? Oh you mean the penis that he's currently nudging Lieberman's head with?
You thought that was his arm? Haha, you sicko.
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Lumpsum Donating Member (611 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-08 01:04 PM
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11. Hahaha.
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-08 12:38 AM
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3. He's an alien.
I should have listened to the Rapture Ready people when they were going on about how his weird name had to mean something. They thought it meant he's a muslim, turns out it means he's here to serve man. :scared:
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cherokeeprogressive Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-08 12:38 AM
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4. Looks like he's about to stick his weenie into the side of LIEbermanns head. n/t
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kirby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-08 12:38 AM
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5. You know what they say about long arms on a man!!!
Long sleeves!
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TomInTib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-08 12:46 AM
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7. 35" sleeves, here
36" inseam, too.

And I am only 6' tall.

I used to have so much trouble.

30" waist, 36" inseam.

15" neck, 35" sleeve.

I had to have everything made for me.

XL gloves, too.

Sometimes, I wish I could shrink myself.

Tom


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helderheid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-08 11:14 AM
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8. Those are some really long sleeves!!!
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-08 12:42 AM
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6. He had it surgically altered while at an Islamo-Marxist synod while visiting his birthplace
in Kenya. It helps with the planting of explosive devices inside dark nooks, and allows him to buy coke from dealers in dark doorways without getting out of his car.
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helderheid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-08 12:55 PM
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9. !
:spray:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-08 01:00 PM
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10. I've read about the stereotypes, but I didn't know that was a 5 lettered code-word for "arm"...
:yoiks:
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helderheid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-08 02:00 PM
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12. Killing me!
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