What's going on with our buddy Jack 'Hoff (Abramhoff)?

[Taverner]

Is he in prison yet?

If so - is it a Federal Pound-in-the-ass prison or the Country Club kind?

[nichomachus]

1. Busy sending out photos of admin officials in compromising positions

and picking out a frame to put his pardon in.

[Tangerine LaBamba]

2. He's in the slammer, has been for a couple of years, or so,

and is very busy ratting out everyone.

Watch for indictments. Building these cases takes time, but the prosecutors are doing an ironclad job of it.

You can be sure, by the way, that Jack Abramoff will not be on the list of Chimpy Fucknut's pardons when he leaves on 1/20/09.