CAPTION the Brightest Star in the Republican Universe...

[Crankie Avalon]

"Darnit, I was about to say something really smart only the note on my palm got all smudged!"

[no_hypocrisy]

1. It was a given that she could count to five on her fingers.

But you need to know much, much more to handle an international economic crisis.

[amdezurik]

7. well ya know dumbaya could count to twenty-one

if he unzipped his pants, but she doesn't have that "advantage"

[Zorra]

2. My palms? Oh, they're greased with oil. n/t

[ben_meyers]

3. "I have single handedly taken over most of them nasty "Liberal"

Websites without making a single post!" And they call me stupid!

[here_is_to_hope]

4. "Piper told me this is six!" n/t

[SIMPLYB1980]

5. One Ah Ah, Two Ah Ah, Three Ah Ah, Four Ah Ah, Five Ah Ah, Six Ah Ah.

"They call me the Count because I love to count things."

[Wildewolfe]

6. And in just 4 more years...

count em 4... I'm gonna be president!

[TahitiNut]

8. I thought Sirius was the dog star?

Rin-Tin-Tin? Lassie? :dunce:

[MarianJack]

10. And I thought he was...

...Harry Potter's God Father.

[MarianJack]

9. I'm going for the Fonz look...

...AAAYE!

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

11. Stupid is as Republican does.

Or: "Anyone seen my drool cup?"

[Bertha Venation]

12. "Wear your hair down," she says, and I look at her like, are you kidding . . .

[MazeRat7]

13. "Life is like a box of chocolates" -n/t

[Yukari Yakumo]

14. "Eye R not dummer then Boosh." {nt}

[LeftHander]

15. "...well gosh darnit, if I didn't fall right onto a potato..."

[Marr]

16. And also, too-- the Earth is 6000 years old.