For $14.95, you can have a special "Freedom" membership at Joe the Plumber's wesbite.....

[marmar]

....is that the sound of DUers running to grab their credit cards I hear? :)



via AlterNet's PEEK:



The Best Source of Patriotism Since Fox News: Joe the Website

Posted by Jill Filipovic, Feministe at 5:07 AM on November 14, 2008.

That's right, Joe's got a website.



Joe the Plumber has a website. And for only $14.95, you can get a special “Freedom” membership.

He’s also coming out with a book on American values ... like lying, practicing without a license, and being racist.


http://www.alternet.org/blogs/peek/107048/the_best_source_of_patriotism_since_fox_news%3A_joe_the_website/

[mondo joe]

1. A bad conman like Joe is going to tarnish the image of professional grifters like the Palins.

[malaise]

4. Perfect

Will he evade income tax again? This is too funny - look who they parade at their rallies.

[meegbear]

2. Freedom is never free ...

I rest my case.

[Doughboy71]

24. It costs $14.95

[helderheid]

28. Can I write it off my taxes??

:rofl:

[Carni]

35. What about Tito the builder?

I wonder if Tito the builder will also form his own movement?

He can call Joe the pumber to plunge the clog lol!

[Robb]

3. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!

Oh lordy, that's ugly. :D


...I think we should take up a collection so Joe can buy more blinking things. :rofl:

[Raineyb]

5. Pardon my French but

What the fuck for?

Why would anyone pay one cent to read or hear one damn thing this moron has to say?

Okay that's out of my system.

Regards

[tridim]

32. I think he'll find out very quickly that nobody will pay to hear what he has to say.

Then it's back to shoveling shit without a license and paying less taxes under Obama.

[cobalt1999]

6. Okay, I'm now officially impressed with Joe.

The guy is going to clean up. I'm impressed. While I work to pay the bills, he'll probably end up with a yacht. Who am I to laugh at him? He's obviously figured out and manipulated the system to his advantage much better than I could have dreamed of.

[gratuitous]

30. One wonders

How fools and their money ever got together in the first place. But there are always con artists out there coming up with the next scheme to separate the two.

[notadmblnd]

42. Yeah, he found himself a gravy train, and happily jumped on, didn't he?

[Bolo Boffin]

7. Running to make sure their credit cards are safe is more like it.

:)

[tanyev]

8. "Joe the Forum" coming soon.....

Methinks they already missed their window of opportunity.

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

9. Freedom from your $14.95.

[rurallib]

10. You can get a free "we are Joe" memebership!

I see a future for this man - in the toilet.

[liberal N proud]

11. If I were going to give anyone $15 bucks it would be right her first

I don't like their brand of freedom

[LynneSin]

12. You know, if he gets 16,667 people to sign up, Obama will tax the bejesus out of him

:hide:

Just him mind you!

[TheCowsCameHome]

13. $14.95 for Freedom, so how much with fries?

C'mon Joe, give us the whole platter while you're serving up the BS.

No tip for you, huckster.

[Enrique]

14. most of the website is "coming soon"

fortunately the payment page is up and running.

[bperci108]

15. Why don't we refer to "Joe the plumber" by his real name and occupation?

Sammy The Scab

:puke:


What a moran....

[Sebastian Doyle]

49. Samuel Joseph Weaselfucker, the Republican tool

and possible nazi skinhead.

[MikeNearMcChord]

16. Well since The Shield is coming to the end soon.

Is Michael Chiklis going to play in the Joe The Plumber Movie? With Tina Fey as Sarah Palin and maybe Jack Nicholson as John McCain?

[Historic NY]

17. He is supporting the armed forces, lets send Joe over there, I hear

they have plumbing issues.

[acmavm]

18. You could drive a General Motors produced care up those nasal

passages.

[iamahaingttta]

19. A stupid website for stupid people!

A fool and his money... etc.

[ProfessorGAC]

20. The 14.95 Should Refer To His Minutes

Joey, you've got 3 seconds of fame left!
The Professor

[jmg257]

37. sweet! :)

[Junkdrawer]

21. Little Green Flushballs....

:evilgrin:

[ProgressiveFool]

22. I don't know if he should be Joe the Sellout or Joe the Milkman

He's really milking this thing for all it's worth! He must know how stupid those people are.

[petronius]

34. If Joe can make bank off of this, then it's not him who's the idiot

However, I suspect that he's not designing/running the site, writing the books, composing the country songs, or doing any of the other things that are attributed to him. So, I suspect that in reality there are a bunch of smart (and probably apolitical) people selling Joe as a product - when his run is over they'll walk away with the cash, and he'll be a sbroke as when he started...

[peekaloo]

23. P-Trap for pea brains.

:hurts:

[wtmusic]

25. Plumber? He's freaking Joe the Renaissance Man

Author, blogger, instant authority. Did I forgot loser?

[hamsterjill]

26. Well I've had my laugh for the day!!!

You've got to be kidding me? Are there really people on this earth who would be stupid enough to spend their money on this crap?

Wait - Maybe I don't want to know the answer to that!!!

[helderheid]

27. 3rd rec!

:rofl:

[alison]

29. Well shoot, looks like the only thing left for him will be a reality show.

Fox would be the perfect choice, of course - from "Joe Millionaire" to "Joe the Plumber"

[Celebration]

31. Let's hope he is on the ticket in 2012 n/t

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[SOS]

36. $14.95 includes "Free Shipping on all "Joe The Plumber" merchandise"!

Awesome.
As a member, your Chinese JTP trinkets will be shipped free.

And the Oxford English Dictionary is adding his picture:

hustler
noun informal
an enterprising and often dishonest person, esp. one trying to sell something.

[Initech]

46. Joe the Plumber merchandise? Is he Hannah Montana now?

:rofl:

[TexasObserver]

38. Joe's not going to have to worry about that top tax rate, that's for sure.

He'll be lucky to get enough money to pay for putting the website up.

[bunkerbuster1]

39. This is just sad.

Seriously. Sad.

[EstimatedProphet]

40. Again we see the great American custom of rewarding idiocy

Let's give him a book deal and a money-making website. How exactly is he different than the runaway bride?

Is that really the secret to the american dream now? Do something to get on the national news, get an interview out of it, then make a book deal? Christ.

[notadmblnd]

41. So, are you going to sign up for the free membership?

Maybe we should make schooling this guy- a pet project?

[nichomachus]

43. I would pay $14.95

To see a steel-cage match between Joe the Plumber and Secessionist Sarah. That I would pay for.

[MattSh]

44. Gotta love those wesbites.

:hi:

[WeDidIt]

45. He's about 5 minutes too late

his fifteen minutes have already run out.

[Initech]

47. Sometimes I think Andy Warhol was wrong and some people really do outlast their 15 minutes.

Either that or their 15 minutes last like 15 minutes in an NBA game. It seems Joe The Plumber refuses to die.

[ArbustoBuster]

48. There's a huge blinking message at the top of the screen.

I thought blink tags went out of style in 1997. :rofl:

[ProgressiveFool]

50. with any luck, this will result in a Palin/Plumber ticket in '12

Really galvanize those morans and have them show the true face of conservatism. Then they're off to the wilderness for 50 years.

[Initech]

51. Reminds me of that scene on Spaceballs...

Where Mel Brooks' Yoda parody is selling a bunch of movie-related merchandise like Spaceballs toilet paper, Spaceballs breakfast cereal, Spaceballs dolls, Spaceballs flame throwers... :rofl:



I picture a whole merchandising empire built on Joe The Plumber.

[Canuckistanian]

52. Freedom for only $14 and Ninety-Five Cents?

Why, it's a BARGAIN, suh, and worth TWICE the cost.

And anyone who argues otherwise is a dirty Commie.....