Eight Ways To Tell....

[Doityourself]

YOU NEED TO PRAY AT WORK!!


1. If you ever thought about poisoning, choking, punching or slapping someone that you work with! YOU NEED TO PRAY AT WORK!

2. When you hear a co-worker call your name and the first thing that crosses your is mind is "what the h&#* do they want now" and you try to hide! YOU NEED TO PRAY AT WORK.

3 When someone comes in and announces "Office meeting in 5 minutes" and you think "what the f*^%$ do they want now?" YOU NEED TO PRAY AT WORK.

4. When you take some time off and come back to find a mountain of paperwork waiting for you because no one else would or could do it and you think "sorry a## M#&^@(F@%$s!" YOU NEED TO PRAY AT WORK!

5. When you avoid saying more than hello or how you doing to certain people because you know it's going to lead to their whole F%&*^$# life story! YOU NEED TO PRAY AT WORK!

6. When a co-worker comes in a little too happy singing "good morning" to everyone and you think, "Somebody needs to slap the S#*%! out of them" YOU NEED TO PRAY AT WORK!

7. When you and a co-worker are discussing something, and a third person comes in and says, "Well at my last office....," and you want to say, "Who the f&#* cares?" YOU NEED TO PRAY AT WORK!

8. When you're in the elevator and it stops to pick up someone who stood for 5 minutes waiting for the damn thing to only go down one floor, and you say "that lazy B&#%*#%#!" YOU NEED TO PRAY WORK!

8. If you know all the words that have been bleeped out.....! YOU NEED TO PRAY AT WORK!


LOL...thought it was pretty funny! Some of these apply at my place of employment!

[YOY]

1. I don't like anyone telling me to pray.

and number 8...they put security gates on the stairwells. I have to take the elevator.

[Doityourself]

2. I'm an Agnostic...and I thought it was pretty damn funny! Change "Pray" to take a Deep Breath! n/t

[hamsterjill]

3. I need to be praying alot!

Because nearly every item on that list applies to my all-Republicans-but-me office!!!

[Doityourself]

6. That's when I need it too..lmao! Got some rethugs around me..but the best thing about it

I'm their boss! So they take it down around me...

But this list still applies!

[kenny blankenship]

4. I think that was adapted from the list, Your Co-Workers Need to Wear Kevlar At Work!!

Angry God, angry people.

[Doityourself]

7. Sometimes, a joke is just joke..substitute "pray" with anything else..if you like n/t

[surrealAmerican]

5. Those look more like 8 reasons to look for a new job.