At Long Last, george w bush IS My President...

[MarianJack]

...because of David Letterman!

Last night in his monologue, Letterman said that Barack Obama, the President-Elect, had gone last Monday to visit george w. bush, the "president-inept"! I, as well as most of those in the audience, almost PEED myself laughing, as well as me almost falling out of bed. I'm surprised I didn't wake my lovely wife with the sound and the shaking of my laughter.

And so, for the next 66 days, we have President-Elect Obama (I just LOVE saying and writing that) and "president-inept" george w. bush.

THANK YOU DAVID LETTERMAN! :yourock: :woohoo: :patriot: !

BTW, I bet a lot of you almost SHIT when you saw the title of this thread. Trust me, NOBODY who is SO damn dumb that the best story his handlers can come up with is "the president is too STUPID to chew a pretzel" would ever be MY president!

PEACE!

[LisaLynne]

1. LOL -- that is great!

That Dave -- he has been sticking it to the B*sh aministration for years. :)

[MarianJack]

2. When smirk goes back to the pig farm...

...I'm really going to miss "Great Moments in Presidential Speeches"!

[LisaLynne]

3. Me, too...

Of course, I will not miss the feeling of being embarassed for my country in front of the international community. :rofl:

[MarianJack]

8. My wife and I were talking this morning about that.

It'll be unusual but nice being PROUD of the President again.

[proud2BlibKansan]

4. I refuse to call him dumb

You don't come out of Harvard and Yale dumb.

He was smart enough to play the dumb game and win the presidency. :)

[MarianJack]

7. More like...

...DELIBERATE stupidity.

Whatever brains he has, he seems intent on NOT using them!

[midnight]

9. nep·o·tism favoritism (as in appointment to a job) based on kinship

[MarianJack]

17. Like...

...the theory of "relativity"!

[Mari333]

10. he never won. n/t

[proud2BlibKansan]

11. True, but he did serve

[Zynx]

12. Plenty of Harvard and Yale alumns are dumb as shit.

Look at Wall Street.

[FKA MNChimpH8R]

19. The legacies like the Chimp are the dumb ones

because they didn't have to get in on merit. Those of us who made it there from nowhere tend to be the smart ones.

HLS Class of '88 (same as Michelle Robinson Obama) and graduate of a state land-grant University (Minnesota).

[Fireweed247]

18. when you hire someone to take your tests and write your papers

you can remain dumb if you try.

[MarianJack]

20. I'm sure he was able to afford the BEST grades!

[MarianJack]

21. I'm sure he was able to afford the BEST grades!

[TahitiNut]

5. A new TV series, "Minimum, PI"??

It's closer to my usual reaction to the Bushturd: "Peee-ewe!"

[MarianJack]

6. Good One!

:fistbump:

[lpbk2713]

13. AWOL MonkeyBoy showed what a no-class asshole he is on his first visit to Dave's show.

During a commercial break Shit-for-Brains wiped his glasses on the sweater of one of Dave's staffers.

Dave has rightfully regarded him as an ignoramus ever since.

WTG Dave.

[MarianJack]

15. A sense of entitlement with NO CLASS whatsoever.

What a big lump of protoplasm he is(with thanks to my 8th grade nun for that term)!

[opihimoimoi]

14. Tragically, his ineptness was evident when he rejected The Rudman Hart Commission thing

which would have minimized 9/11...it dealing with terrorism within America and beyond....took 2 years to complete with bi partisan effort...even newt signed off on it...

That one Fuck up is at once his most dismal failure....all the others pale...

He is Satans quarterback..

[MarianJack]

16. A failure at everytrhing he "tries".

He is pathetic, and if he hadn't been so damaging to the entire world, I'd feel sorry for him.

Let him go back to the pig farm and drink himself into a life long foe that is more dense than at present.

[Dont_Bogart_the_Pretzel]

22. I'm just wondering if my username will still be a good choose in '09?

[MarianJack]

23. At the Very Least...

...it's funny!

My name won't change because it's a combination of my wife's name & mine, "Maria & Jack".

PEACE!

[trusty elf]

24. "president-inept" is hilarious!

I love it!