Robber Threatens to Complain to Bank Manager after finding no cash to steal

[marmar]

:rofl:



AP via Yahoo!:



Robber threatens to complain after finding no cash


YORK, Pa. – Police say a central Pennsylvania man tried to rob a bank — but tellers' empty cash drawers thwarted his attempt. Springettsbury Township Police Lt. Scott Laird said the tellers were waiting for their cash drawers to be filled when a man entered a Susquehanna Bank branch Thursday morning and demanded money. The first teller fainted and the next two showed him their empty cash drawers.

Laird says the robber then threatened to file a complaint with bank management before leaving.

A customer at the drive-through called 911. A 48-year-old man was arrested about 10 blocks away and was held in the York County Prison in lieu of $25,000 bail. He was charged with criminal attempt to commit robbery.


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081114/ap_on_fe_st/odd_bank_robbery_no_cash;_ylt=AiItX.GX2Kd9wztSCXN1mBztiBIF

[whathehell]

1. Hillarious...One for Keith's "dumb criminals".

[Hassin Bin Sober]

2. Is this an Onion spoof on the bail-out?

Oh, never mind. THIS ended in an arrest.

[fascisthunter]

3. lol....

[TheCowsCameHome]

4. He'll die of old age waiting on a customer service phone line.

Better stick to 24/7 convenience stores, Einstein.

[iamahaingttta]

5. We're going to be hearing more and more stories like this...

...as the financial crisis deepens.
Before much longer, there won't be as many that sound as silly as this one.
Desperate people are gonna start shooting up the joint.

This story is actually not funny, it's sad.

[TahitiNut]

6. Sounds like a typical Republican to me.

(It had to be said.) :silly: