The World is Indeed Ending

[LatteLibertine]

The world is ending and it may be averted. I've learned the secret to avert this disaster with the following tools; a magic 8-ball, an Etch A Sketch, a Ouija board, and a Rubik's cube.

I only ask for a small fee of approximately 100million dollars to use this knowledge to deliver our planet.

I may also add that I've being playing with the LeMarchand puzzle box some call the Lemarchand Configuration. That leaves us roughly two weeks to save the world before the Cenobites come.

Please help. Go to givemeallyourshitfornoreason.com and make a donation today. Before it's too late.

[Heidi]

1. It's good to see some altruism around here.

:rofl:

[Winnipegosis]

2. It's only just beginning.

Everything that's happened thus far has been a prelude to all the real shit about to come down.

I'm ready.

[Double T]

3. I thought Jim Jones had died from drinking his own kool-aid.

Jim, is that YOU?

[JVS]

4. Are you an automobile company?

[ToolTex]

5. or a church?

[dorkulon]

6. T. Boone Pickens, get out of my head!

:argh:

[Kip Humphrey]

7. "to avert this disaster with the following tools:..." You forgot tinfoil hat!

[shadowknows69]

8. You had me at Cenobites

Writing check now.