We should give President Bush a gift now that he's leaving, out of generosity, yes, seriously!

[CreekDog]

I suggest:

[Veritas_et_Aequitas]

1. I suggest we give him your gift's byproducts.

[rurallib]

2. I'd suggest an all expense paid lifetime accomodation in one of our fine institutions

like Leavenworth.

[CreekDog]

3. only if he can bring his horsie with him

:think:

[flvegan]

4. I suggest handcuffs and an escort to the Hague.

[OhioChick]

5. You beat me to it.

:)

[Bluebear]

6. If by this you mean send Bush to the glue factory, I'm all for it.

[FarLeftRage]

7. Why? The f*cker's scared of horses

And he can't ride one either...

[DireStrike]

10. I think that was the point!

It would be quite amusing....

But they would sell the horse to a glue factory or worse. So I have to say no to a horse for junior.

[Webster Green]

13. Laura said that the chimp likes to jerk off horses..

I guess his obsession with jerking them off over-rides his fear of them. :shrug:

[liberalmuse]

8. I would never put such a beautiful animal...

in the hands of that incompetent clod. In the spirit of the other gifts here, I would love to donate towards an orange jumpsuit, and would even pitch in an additional dollar towards having a 'W' monogrammed on the left lapel.

[Starry Messenger]

9. .

planted firmly on his rear.

[gratuitous]

11. But he's afraid of horses!

Gosh, that wouldn't be very nice. How about a nice bottle of something?

[Starry Messenger]

17. Ipecac? n/t

[silverojo]

12. I'd rather give him a pie filled with diarrhea

SPLAT! Right in the face!

[DeepBlueC]

14. Does the horse deserve this?

Never.

[Mrs. Ted Nancy]

15. Or just a pic of the horse's ass

The card: Can't send a present without a card. We don't want to be gauche.



The photo: Can also be used as a mirror.

[Initech]

16. How about just the shit?

[lamp_shade]

18. That looks like the "horse he rode in on". n/t

[Warren DeMontague]

19. Do they make trophies in the shape of turds?

That might work.

[Joe the Liberal]

20. That gift is too generous.....

I suggest a nice hard kick in the balls and then a trip to a guillotine!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

21. Orange jumpsuit. n/t