Well now, I guess the assholes were wrong after all. Here we've had Gay Marriage

[Redstone]

in Connecticut for a couple of weeks, and my marriage to Mrs R has NOT been destroyed because of that!

Who'd have thunk it?

I'd like to hear the rightwinger / fundamentalist fuckwads' explanation of Why Gay Marriage Did Not In Fact Destroy Heterosexual Marriage, Even Though We Said It Would, but they've been strangely silent.

Redstone

[RedLetterRev]

1. I've only just popped the question to Mr Rev

right after the judge opined but we're a 14-hour drive away. But we'll get up there and get wreckin' as quick as we can get a doggy-sitter for a long weekend :D

K/R

[Redstone]

7. Yes, do that. Come to Connecticut. We'll treat you like actual human beings here.

Redstone

[RedLetterRev]

11. I love Connecticut

did some IT work for the U of Ct bookstore in Storrs. If you know the area around Storrs, it's a lot like where I live down here in NC (except here we have winter, up there you have the real thing: winteh!).

Great state, wonderful people. Can't wait to see it again.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

15. They love

Lieberman.

[Bertha Venation]

2. Give us time, Redstone.

We're so backward and perverted, we'll figure out yet how to split you up.

[Lautremont]

3. I've lived with it for years up here in Canada! And let me tell you, my marriage is seriously

just fine.

[xchrom]

4. are you absolutely sure? i have Gay Central Committees official calendar

here -- and we have your marriage down as being destroyed yesterday.

we sent some very mormon looking lesbians and gay guys to your house to do the job -- didn't they get there?

[RedLetterRev]

5. And my copy of the agenda are

where? How am I supposed to wreck marriages on this end of the country without a datebook and calendar?

Fire that secretary! Or at least send him over for a spanking. :evilgrin:

[xchrom]

14. the bike messengers have been on strike because they want a 2xist underwear clause. nt

[RedLetterRev]

16. My copy are?

Send an editor with those agenda howboutit. English apparently isn't my offical langage :rofl:

[xchrom]

17. at Gay Central -- we're much more concerned

with the latest Prada than spell check.

[RedLetterRev]

18. I live in dread fear

someone's gonna repossess my membership card. I don't know chic names for colors beyond your basic ROYGBIV, I suck at decoration, can't sew, arrange flowers, or do a thing with hair. Hell, I haven't much hair, above the ears that is. Jeans, chambray shirts and boots, yeah, that's my whole wardrobe. But I can wear out a kitchen and produce a faaaaaaaabulous dinner, salad to 'zert. Can I stay in the club? CanIcanI?? I haven't even wrecked my first hetero marriage, yet. It'd be a shame to be bounced out so soon. My husbear would be so disappointed; goddess knows he's tried his best. :D

[Redstone]

8. So THAT's who was knocking at the door! (I stayed in my office until they went away.)

Redstone

[KitchenWitch]

6. Redstone, your marriage is on the "destroy" list

They might finally get around to destroying yours sometime late in 2010.

[Vickers]

9. I thought my marriage was over when this first happened. My wife left me

but she was just going over to Publix to get some eggnog.

Yummy!

[Crunchy Frog]

10. You mean you haven't even been tempted to divorce her

and marry another man? :wow:

[Redstone]

12. Nah, afraid not. I guess The Great Gay Conspiracy To Ruin Heterosexual Marriage didn't

work out all that well in the end.

Redstone

[Crunchy Frog]

13. But I thought it was a temptation that no man could resist.

And your wife hasn't run off with another woman either? I'm astounded at the self control displayed by both of you. I thought that gay marriage would be so attractive that nobody could resist its temptations if it became available. Maybe it's just the very religious who are unable to resist. :shrug:

[kenny blankenship]

19. But what about the earthquakes, tsunamis, and firestorms?

No? Nothing on that front yet? Plague of frogs maybe?