Chuck Norris is a (bleep) hypocrite.

[Archae]

Norris cheated on his first wife and divorced her, and fathered a bastard child.

But now? He's "found Jay-zus," so it's all just fine, so he can whine about the Proposition * protesters.

Fucking asshole.

[jobycom]

1. Yeah, but I judge him on his acting skills.

[Kerrytravelers]

2. Then you gotta hate him even more!

Walker, Texas Ranger is Gitmo quality torture. :rofl:

[dorkulon]

12. Yeah that show seems like it's made for children.

But I often think that about things the "Real Americans" like.

[Vickers]

3. Dude, you can't call out Chuck Norris in public!!!!

He'll round-house kick your ass so hard a STAR will form!!!

:crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy:

Lots of these "save marriage!" boneheads are divorced...Limpballs, Gingrinch, Ted Nugent, Ronnie Raygun, McCain, Bob Dole, etc. etc.

[jobycom]

6. They have good reason to be for Prop 8, then.

Teh Gay it destroyed their marriages!! When Newt heard about gay people, he went straight out and found a mistress and divorced his fourth (fifth? I lost count) wife! It's insidious, it is.

[Kelvin Mace]

4. In other news, Pope still Catholic

bears still shit in woods, Sarah Palin still complete moron.

[oldcoot]

5. Nothing says family values like adultery

I wonder if he has done anything to help this child.

[liberal1973]

7. yeah a true idiot

[MarianJack]

8. I almost barfed...

...when I saw somebody suggest HIM to star in the Captain America movie. YUCK!

Hopefully, that idea will fade fast!

[zbdent]

11. as Baron Zemo ...

[Ezlivin]

9. Chuck Norris' sperm can swim the length of an Olympic pool

And scale the side of small buildings.

It's not his fault that a woman got pregnant.

[Ezlivin]

10. Chuck Norris Saved Jesus

Not the other way around.

[Javaman]

14. then taught Jesus to walk on water. nt

[spoony]

15. He was the wiseman who gave him the gift of Beard.

[Javaman]

13. chuck norris eats bleeps for breakfast then farts them out as scud missiles. nt