They don't call it WorldNutDaily for nothin'! (Example #567325)

[ck4829]

"Just last week I was noting on Janet Porter had squandered whatever tiny shred remained of her credibility when she joined the crackpot right-wing conspiracy theory that Barack Obama (if that is his real name) was not a natural born citizen of the United States and was therefore ineligible to be President.

Today, she takes to the pages of WorldNetDaily, the home of insane right-wing ravings, to explain as cleary as she can that the very existence of the nation is at stake if Obama is not stopped and that "the gallows for our freedoms are already being built":

The good news is the real election hasn't taken place yet. The Electoral College doesn't meet until Dec. 15. That gives us less than a month to find the answers to the looming questions regarding whether Barack Obama meets the constitutional requirements for the office of president... Eight years ago the election was called for Al Gore, and he never took office. If God is the same today as He was yesterday, He can still split the sea, raise the dead, stop the sun and reverse the results of the popular vote if the basic requirements of the Constitution are not met in the candidate."

http://rightwingwatch.org/content/porter-asks-god-prevent-obama-taking-office

[BB1]

1. Oh wow. Stop the sun. From doing What, exactly?

That will teach that stubborn sun, though. As it will Obama.

Mindless twits.

[BOSSHOG]

3. If God stops the sun then what will revolve around the earth?

[BB1]

5. Teh moon, heheh.

really, come on. The sun really revolves around the world only in Pratchetts' Discworld.

Maybe the sun will still revolve around Rome, though.

[GodlessBiker]

4. Stop the sun from burning all its wood up.

[Renew Deal]

2. Funny problem with the electoral college idea. The electors are loyal to Obama.

D'oh!