What The Fuk Is Wrong With Paulsons Finger?

[Parche]

His left pinky finger, looks disgusting, disfigured, when he waives it around at hearings
:scared::scared: :hi:

[truedelphi]

1. After he has finished swiping all 700 billion bucks

We gave him, I am sure he can have it fixed

[liberalmuse]

2. The mob.

They want the $700 billion he promised them.

[marmar]

3. It's worn out from stealing so much public money.....

:yoiks:

[jefferson_dem]

4. Paulson is a cretin-of-a-man...

But let's not ridicule him on this. It looks like he either suffered an accident or, more likely, was afflicted with a birth defect impacting one of his digits.

[merwin]

8. If it is an accident or something similar, could have been his Christian Scientist upbringing

that caused it never to get fixed

[merwin]

5. That has to be photoshop, right? And did you know that he is a Christian Scientist?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Paulson

[Sal Minella]

12. It's not photoshop. Every pic of him shows that crink in his finger. Even when he's trying to hold

both hands flat.

[TexasObserver]

6. That's the finger he keeps up his ass.

In case you wondered why he's so incompetent. You've heard of someone who always has their finger up their ass? Well, that's the one.

[leftofthedial]

7. it's the flaw in the human suit,

where the lizard person is trying to sneak out

[Lumpsum]

11. You know...

I've always thought the whole Lizard-in-disguise conspiracy perpetuated by men like David Icke is absolute bullshit, and I still do, but IF it were real, Paulson would no doubt be one of these lizards. Just look at his eyes...

[merwin]

14. I've always thought that James Carville was a lizard poorly disguised as a human.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Carville

[amitta]

9. lycanthropy

:yoiks:

[rucky]

10. It tutched the but.

[smokey nj]

13. His left thumb looks like a big toe

[dixiegrrrrl]

15. So much for Pinky....where's the Brain?

[lectrobyte]

16. Worst case of emacs pinky syndrome ever. nt