get your DOW Crash Survival Kit!!

[Soylent Brice]

comes complete with:

1. Roubini Magic 8 Ball
2. Bernanke-style Merkinball
3. Kashkari Cueball Class Razor

and if you ACT NOW and you'll receive a brand new POT 2 PISS IN!!!

from the looks of this list, all you need is balls to survive this.

let's try not to panic. the DOW fell, it will probably continue to drop. we all know this. let's not let it control our decisions, and lead to poor judgment.

[greguganus]

1. Thanks! I just found a new way to make money on Ebay. n/t

[Soylent Brice]

4. anytime.

i'm here for useless posts, and ideas that will make millionaires out of all of us, except myself, due to my lack of enthusiasm and motivation. lol

[SammyWinstonJack]

2. LOL!

"POT 2 PISS IN!!!" :spray:

[sarcasmo]

3. Does it include a Paulsson bag of shit?

[Soylent Brice]

5. superb idea!

kind of screws with my "balls" analogy though.

[valerief]

6. Hitler only had one ball.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[greguganus]

8. I'm selling the other one on Ebay. n/t

[Soylent Brice]

12. i found a new friend

:hug:

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

7. 4. food

5. shelter
6. bitchen camaro

[Soylent Brice]

10. i think i just pooped

from laughing so hard.

a bitchin' camaro indeed.

[mtnester]

9. Sell it all in an attractive brown paper bag

for hyperventilation breathing, and you have a winner!

[Soylent Brice]

11. if we make it plastic

that would solve the problem for those who want to jump out the window. they can just place the bag over their head.:sarcasm:

[eleny]

13. And if you order right now - we'll send two of each for the cost of shipping and handling!

:rofl: