codjh9
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Thu Nov-20-08 05:48 PM
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EVERY AMERICAN TO GET $1 BILLION in new extended bailout! |
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... 'Why not', said Treasury Printer Class I Eddie Joe Bucksnort, interviewed today. 'I mean, hell, the damn printer can run 24 hours, and we can keep printin' them Benjamins 'round the clock, so I sez to myself and Joe - Joe the Printer, my co-worker y'know - 'Why don't we just send Everbody a billion? An' keep one or two for ourselves? Let's just he'p everbody out. What's the diff?'. Bucksnort shrugged and went back to greasing a fixture on one of the giant Treasury printing machines.
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Joe the Liberal
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Thu Nov-20-08 05:52 PM
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1. Lets make it happen..... |
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in our dreams, the only place where that would happen!
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Donnachaidh
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Thu Nov-20-08 05:54 PM
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2. they could do that, just with what the treasury has |
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Where's the line start? I'll bet some of us will run companies far better than these privileged assholes with their corporate jets.
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ben_meyers
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Thu Nov-20-08 06:02 PM
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4. Breaking!! Bread reaches a brazillion a loaf! |
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Thu Nov-20-08 06:02 PM
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3. Naw, just empty out bush and cheney's offshore bank accounts. We might |
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find a few hundred billion or our money there.
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old mark
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Thu Nov-20-08 06:15 PM
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5. You know, if they gave each of us the money to buy a new US - made car, |
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we might bail out the auto industry.
I don't expect this to happen, either.
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