Craig Ferguson said Joe-the-Plumber signed his book deal ..suggested titles :

[Indi Guy]

...quoting Craig:

"Crapper In The Rye"

"A Tale Of Two Potties"

(and my personal favorite) "To Kill A Blocking Turd" ;)

[XemaSab]

1. "Up shit creek without a Palin"

n/t

[Muttocracy]

2. What I Don't Know Could Fill a Book

[MUAD_DIB]

3. The house of Flusher?

[Indi Guy]

4. Good one! How about "A Movementable Feast"???

:shrug:

[MUAD_DIB]

6. HA!

[EFerrari]

26. Snakes in the Drain

[MUAD_DIB]

5. The old man and the P?

[Indi Guy]

7. "For Whom The Smell Tolls" ? n/t

[MUAD_DIB]

10. Not bad.

[47of74]

8. How about this...

[Indi Guy]

12. That's good. How about "Brave New Turd" (an autobiography)...

:shrug:

[Indi Guy]

13. "Of Human Blockage" n/t

[47of74]

14. You can go here and make these covers

http://www.oreillymaker.com

That site will allow you to plug in info and make an O'Reilly style cover.

[Indi Guy]

16. Thanks!...

I'll check it out. :fistbump:

[doc03]

9. You're kidding he signed a book deal? n/t

[Indi Guy]

17. I'm not sure, but will check it out.

You can't always trust what a comedian says in a monologue.

[MUAD_DIB]

11. Even Cowgirls get the poos.

[sutz12]

15. "The Lord of the Drains" nt

[mwei924]

18. How about..

2001: A Drain Odyssey

War and Pee

Gone with the Flush

[Indi Guy]

20. You beat me to the punch on your second one, (but the plural works better)...

"War And Pees"

[salguine]

19. Wait—what happened to his album deal with his band, 10,000 Flushes?

[Phredicles]

21. What, they're not the Rolling Stools any more???

[Indi Guy]

22. Good Point! I'll start a new thread for band names & song titles...

;)

[Indenturedebtor]

23. Hehehehe "Plumbing in the Time of Cholera"

:yoiks:

"The Moon also Rises"

"I Moved My Cheese"

[Indi Guy]

24. Ha! n/t

[Chipper Chat]

25. "Sarah, Cock and Ball"

n/t

[Indi Guy]

27. "You Can Go At Home Again"...

;)

[silverojo]

28. The son of a bitch also said Joe Biden was stupid

The cupcake joke really pissed me off. I'd like to take a cupcake and ram it up his nose. He should DREAM of being one-tenth as smart as Joe Biden!

[Indi Guy]

29. We won. Let's have some fun now... n/t

[Chipper Chat]

30. The McCain Mutiny

The Ego and I
Spreading-the-Wealth for Dummies

[Indi Guy]

32. Nice touch! n/t

[SoCalDem]

31. "Snake the Last Drain to Clogsville"...n/t

[Chipper Chat]

34. Thoughtful! Love it!

:fistbump:

[obreaslan]

33. A tribute to Darwin: "The Origin of Feces"

:-)

[madinmaryland]

35. "My Pet Toilet" It's guaranteed a spot in the GWB Presidential Library!

[zbdent]

36. Lying and Acting Stupid, for Fun and Profit ...

[City Lights]

37. I kinda like "My Pet Plumber." nt

[L. Coyote]

38. "The Home Plumber's Bible." or " The Idiot's Guide to Why Gravity Sucks."

[marmar]

39. Confessions of a Wingnut Welfare Queen

n/t

[Ganja Ninja]

40. "A Plumbing We Will Go"