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DeSwiss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-21-08 10:15 AM Original message |
Converting Dead Mormons Into Homosexuals |
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TechBear_Seattle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-21-08 10:16 AM Response to Original message |
1. Kind of gives polygamy an interesting twist n/t |
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DeSwiss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-21-08 10:19 AM Response to Reply #1 |
6. Not to mention what it does for the genealogy part. |
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AndrewP (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-21-08 10:16 AM Response to Original message |
2. That is awesome! LOL |
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GodlessBiker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-21-08 10:17 AM Response to Original message |
3. Bwahahahahahahaha....We should now go through the Book of Mormon and do this for them all. |
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Donnachaidh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-21-08 10:19 AM Response to Reply #3 |
5. and you can use their own genealogy material to do so |
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GodlessBiker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-21-08 10:21 AM Response to Reply #5 |
8. You could seek donations for the No on Prop 8 effort and send postcards of this prayer... |
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DeSwiss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-21-08 10:28 AM Response to Reply #8 |
11. Great marketing strategy. |
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amdezurik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-21-08 11:04 AM Response to Reply #11 |
39. a bobble-head one |
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DeSwiss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-21-08 10:30 AM Response to Reply #5 |
12. Best idea I've heard so far. |
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tanyev (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-21-08 10:20 AM Response to Reply #3 |
7. And you could do it on the spot for any missionaries that come knocking on your door. |
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DeSwiss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-21-08 10:24 AM Response to Reply #3 |
9. The only thing left is.... |
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GodlessBiker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-21-08 10:31 AM Response to Reply #9 |
13. I think the Holy Scroll of Names should be stored in a Salt Lake proctologist's office. |
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DeSwiss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-21-08 10:52 AM Response to Reply #13 |
29. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! |
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Warpy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-21-08 10:18 AM Response to Original message |
4. HAHAHAHAHA!!! |
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DeSwiss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-21-08 10:33 AM Response to Reply #4 |
15. Well, you know the saying.... |
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Soylent Brice (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-21-08 10:27 AM Response to Original message |
10. bwahahahahahah!!! |
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slackmaster (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-21-08 10:32 AM Response to Original message |
14. Sounds like one holy waste of precious time |
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mondo joe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-21-08 10:34 AM Response to Reply #14 |
16. Amusement is a perfectly vald use of time. NT |
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slackmaster (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-21-08 10:36 AM Response to Reply #16 |
18. To each his or her own |
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foxfeet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-21-08 10:53 AM Response to Reply #18 |
30. Funny, I feel the same way about the Mormons' posthumous conversions. |
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DeSwiss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-21-08 10:34 AM Response to Reply #14 |
17. Me too! |
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slackmaster (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-21-08 10:56 AM Response to Reply #17 |
33. As long as they leave Saint John Moses Browning alone, I'm OK with it |
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DeSwiss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-21-08 11:01 AM Response to Reply #33 |
36. Personally. |
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Donnachaidh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-21-08 11:05 AM Response to Reply #33 |
41. I'm sure there are others with non-Mormon ancestors who were proxied |
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DeSwiss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-21-08 10:38 AM Response to Reply #14 |
19. .. |
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DeSwiss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-21-08 10:39 AM Response to Reply #14 |
21. Even waste can be "holy" huh? |
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Lerkfish (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-21-08 10:39 AM Response to Original message |
20. OMGWTFBBQ! bwahahahahahahaha |
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DeSwiss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-21-08 10:41 AM Response to Reply #20 |
23. I kinda think its... |
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Marrah_G (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-21-08 10:40 AM Response to Original message |
22. ummmmmmmmmm |
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DeSwiss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-21-08 10:45 AM Response to Reply #22 |
25. "Hoist by their own petard." |
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yurbud (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-21-08 10:41 AM Response to Original message |
24. gives new meaning to their hole-y underwear |
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DeSwiss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-21-08 10:46 AM Response to Reply #24 |
27. See? I never would have thought of that. |
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Shiver (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-21-08 10:45 AM Response to Original message |
26. Brilliant! |
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DeSwiss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-21-08 10:51 AM Response to Reply #26 |
28. I'm sure.... |
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Shiver (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-21-08 11:13 AM Response to Reply #28 |
43. I came up with a little something... |
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RedLetterRev (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-21-08 10:54 AM Response to Original message |
31. If we dood it, we dit a wippin! |
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foxfeet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-21-08 10:56 AM Response to Reply #31 |
34. And they have to listen to Billy Mays for all eternity. |
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DeSwiss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-21-08 10:57 AM Response to Reply #31 |
35. Elbow Grease??? |
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RedLetterRev (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-21-08 11:04 AM Response to Reply #35 |
40. I know. I'm so bad |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-21-08 10:54 AM Response to Original message |
32. We should to the elders of the church next. nt |
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DeSwiss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-21-08 11:04 AM Response to Reply #32 |
38. Yes. |
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GrpCaptMandrake (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-21-08 11:04 AM Response to Original message |
37. The Mor(m)ons already have something similar |
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DeSwiss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-21-08 11:08 AM Response to Reply #37 |
42. My granny used hot greasy dishwater... |
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foxfeet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-21-08 11:14 AM Response to Reply #42 |
44. I wouldn't mind throwing a skillet full of hot grease on 'em. |
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DeSwiss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-21-08 11:21 AM Response to Reply #44 |
45. Well, that might seem a bit harsh... |
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foxfeet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-21-08 11:26 AM Response to Reply #45 |
46. Pity. |
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GrpCaptMandrake (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-21-08 12:19 PM Response to Reply #45 |
49. "Hey,Grampa! What's fer supper!" |
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WeDidIt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-21-08 11:28 AM Response to Original message |
47. Will Brigham Young's wives be converted into Lesbians? |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-21-08 11:31 AM Response to Original message |
48. Dear Dead Mormons, |
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