These cat jugglers must be arrested and prosecuted! *Caution* Pics may be difficult to view for some

[NNN0LHI]

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Cat_Juggling

Cat Juggling, much like goldfish swallowing and leprosy before it, is yet another bizarre fad which "captured the minds of young people everywhere" and will likely fizzle out within a year or two. But not before it winds up with a special on ESPN 2. Or at the very least a mention on the "Lighter Side" of the major 24-hour news stations. Yeah, like those damned talking heads need one more thing to banter about.

Cat jugglers are a large and varied group encompassing all ages and ethnicities. Except Jehovah's Witnesses. They think that cats are unclean.

The popularity of cat juggling has exploded in recent years, thanks in no small part to its heavy dependence on controlled substances. In some localities, cat juggling has supplanted wild parties and Dungeons & Dragons as the vehicle of choice for introducing drugs into a social setting. Even Kitten Huffing is feeling the heat.

Invention

The sport was invented by a tight-knit group of pot-smoking cat aficionados/jugglers living in Omaha in the late 1990s. You can probably guess what happened. For those with less fertile imaginations, here is a recreation of the nature of the sport's invention, based on recollections of people who claim to have been present and conscious at the time:




A cat juggler in action.






Catch the Feral Cat: If there's one game you don't want to lose, it's this one.

[Taverner]

1. "I've read about this! CAT JUGGLING!!!"

Funniest part in 'The Jerk'

I was on the floor, writhing in laughter when I first saw it

[angrycarpenter]

2. Roll the ugliness nt

[Systematic Chaos]

3. First dihydrogen monoxide, now cat juggling?

Next thing you know people will turn accidentally lodging a potato in their ass while innocently attempting to hang drapes while naked into a competitive sport!

Oh, the humanity!

:hurts::scared::freak::nuke:

[rasputin5]

4. It's a slippery slope! From cat juggling to

dwarf tossing!

[DRoseDARs]

5. I don't care what anybody says. I'd be lost without my Cat Carrier...

Makes going to the vet's or grandma's so much easier. Quieter, too. :thumbsup:

[Joe the Liberal]

8. Bwahahahahahaha nt

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[rocktivity]

6. I guess the thrill of dwarf throwing wore off.

x(
rocknation

[awoke_in_2003]

7. JHs think cats are unclean?

Time to get a new cat, so I can carry it to the door when ever they come by.

[cloudbase]

9. It would be safer

to juggle running chainsaws.

[DRoseDARs]

10. And less hairy...

Ba-dump-bump.