U Dummykrats thin yur so smart

[Jackpine Radical]

just cas u gradated hgih scool an some of u want to colige an all. Let me tel u u dont have no commin sence about how thins R in the reel whirld. u goin to all that scool wile the rest ov us was out macking an liveng, gess who lurnd whats importent, like the gays want 2 roon meridge 4 the rest ov us and whee dont hav Jobs Bcuz the ileggal alens took tham all to Mixco an now Woll Stret gon 2 claps coz the invirmenist tree hugrs put 2 meny regalatens so the bancks cuden trickel down our mony 2 us. U leetist bastirds driven ur Toyata Priapses maken Furd & Chivvy go out ov biniss mak me want 2 Puk.

[liberalmuse]

1. Hay, im not stoopit.

Adn rezent yur poost.

[Jack Rabbit]

2. I'll bet you can't use *picayune* in a sentence

!!

[TahitiNut]

6. Noses ...

... I'll picamine and you picayune.

:dunce:

[Azooz]

29. the pick you pick is the picayune

Sorry - just had to say it!

[Jackpine Radical]

8. Ya, sure. Dere vas dis turble clacken an whirrin racket outsida da window

lass nite an Lena she says I bedder make alla da noise stop, so I finely hadda go outside inna dark an picayune bug offa da screen.

So dere.

[scarletwoman]

14. Ouch, you're *killin'* me here!

:rofl:

[DearAbby]

18. Im always keetch'n my Elmer picayune

at the back a his britches, thez rid up his the crak of his ass sumtimes.

[XemaSab]

3. ditos

n/t

[Heidi]

4. Wuh ding dang.

I half no ideee whu u jest sed but I no that priapses is a dirty word. I'll be preyin' for u.

[Nevernose]

11. I had wun of them priapses wunce.

Hurt liek hell.

[Heidi]

12. Ur prolly beign punished by you no who.

Jest sayin.

[BrklynLiberal]

5. "U leetist bastirds driven ur Toyata Priapses"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

One of the funniest posts EVER...

[Cirque du So-What]

7. Whoa! Come up for air occasionally, Jethro!

Overwrought, run-on sentences have been known to deprive the brain of oxygen, and believe me, your brain cells need all the help they can get!

:rofl:

Thanks, JP, for encapsulating the lion's share of grievances espoused by RW ignoramuses for the next several months :hi:

[DearAbby]

9. Y ' yu gall dayumed simpole mined idjit!

git yur sef a gall dayumed edukashun,yu mak the rest of us lok lik idjits to. gid on outta heer.


edet: fur spelin

edet twise: fur punksuashun to

[Nevernose]

10. Libruls aint nuthin but edacated idiuts

Theys always walken round talken like theys so smart jus becuz they knows more stuf than me.

You know, if these people's stereotypes about liberals are correct, somewhere there's a gay immigrant being smuggled across the border in the trunk of a Prius, doctoral dissertation written in Arabic in her pocket instead of a Bible, hellbent on replacing that stature of a bull on Wall Street with a statue of Marx made from recyclable materials.

[scarletwoman]

13. And after that, she'll burn a flag and get an abortion.

[DearAbby]

15. All them tin dolla wurds

scar's me, by gawd. y'all bett'r stop that, gonna call hom'land seecurity on y'all!!!111

[liberalpress]

17. after hugging a tree while drinking a latte

[The Doctor.]

19. Ok you guys....

Stop picking on my sister!

She finishes her latte before hugging the tree just to make sure she doesn't burn or stain the tree.
She got her 7th abortion first and then burned the flag while the little 'pro-life' girl was holding it outside the clinic.
The car she was smuggled in was driven by a guy with priapism. Her doctorate was written in Satanic verse, and it was on how to turn babies gay in the womb... and it's the Washington monument she wants to replace with a foam-peanut sculpture of The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Geez... it's like everyone she talks to has a different version of what she said while she was giving them a lap-dance.

:eyes:

[azmouse]

16. I blame dem pubic skools fer everthin'....

Teachin' all dat librul krap to da kiddies.

[ThatsMyBarack]

20. Sumbuddy's got ther patties in a wade!

Better hurry: Mommy's calling you for dinner! ;)

[Jackpine Radical]

21. I ant got no wade in my patties.

I made it to the bafroom.

[bluecollarcharlie]

22. HMMM....very "funny".

I suppose you think that making jokes about people who are concerned about losing their jobs and not being able to feed their families is hilarious. And of course you need to assume that their I.Q level is small because their collar is blue and they don't see things the way you do. So let me ask you, if 2.5 million people are out running around with no job or a worse one than they had because the 2008 congress decided to listen to "smart" people like you, what do think happens in 2010? November 2,2010 to be exact. 2.5 million people is a very angry bunch of folks, yes? Especially if they lost their job because their "progressive" friends stabbed them in the back.

Let's see who the fuck laughs then.

[Jackpine Radical]

23. Might I suggest you climb down from your high dudgeon.

The air is too thin up there, and it's affecting you strangely. I am most certainly not doing any of the things you accuse me of, nor do have the attitudes and opinions you are imputing to me. Elsewhere I have proposed that one of the solutions to the current problems is to put much more control into the hands of blue collar people. My intent was to make fun of people who buy into the Sarah Palin mentality. People who continue to buy the notion that if only the country were conservative enough, everything would be OK. You know--the people who blamed the "liberals" and the antiwar movement for "losing" Vietnam. The ones who applauded Reagan as he destroyed the unions. The ones who believe global warming is a myth, that what's good for GM is good for America, and that if we can only drown the government in the bathtub, Jesus will return.

[Canuckistanian]

24. Well said n/t

[bluecollarcharlie]

25. Yes, I understand that...

..but as an autoworker, one who is intimately affected by the current government inaction , it is really a shocking eye-opener to see people saying "let 'em die, let 'em die, let em die" without thinking that if they (we) die a whole portion of the country with good hard-working decent REAL people dies with it. It was like walking into a Freeper convention. And again i must ask what do you think happens in 2010? I'm seeing 1994 all over again because this congress will be reactionary, over reach and put themselves right out power again. We don't want that.
So, no i can't laugh about that.

[Jackpine Radical]

28. I have great sympathy for the plight of the workers.

But I don't particularly think that the bailout or loan or whatever you want to call it is the best answer--first because the automakers are already talking about using the bailout money to transfer more operations abroad, and second, I don't see how enabling bad management is a cure for bad management. The problems in the auto industry are not the fault of the workers, but that doesn't stop the burden from falling upon them. We need some revolutionary thinking and some rapid action to get us out of this one. Th auto workers aren't going to be the only ones caught in this mess before it plays out.

[OhioChick]

36. Where was your outrage when IT jobs

Were being sent overseas in droves for the past 10 years or so?

I've been on the side of blue collar U.S. workers since manufacturing began leaving our shores long ago.

[Azlady]

37. Ditto - nt

[Hepburn]

26. RU Prez W?

:+ :hi:

[Jackpine Radical]

27. No but he constultified with me.

[struggle4progress]

30. Plenty of smart people neither finished high school nor went to college

Michael Faraday, for example, was largely self-taught. So was Abe Lincoln

People with stellar-sounding educational credentials are perfectly capable of being ignorant, inflexible, intolerant, ideological hacks: some excellent scientists were also Nazi hate-mongers

And there have been some fine smart folk whose English was rough and uneducated

[Jackpine Radical]

31. My father and his two brothers had less than fifth-grade educations,

having grown up in rural South Dakota where they could only run schools a few months of the year. Those guys were some of the smartest, most creative and resourceful people I ever met. I have often wished for the kind of mechanical genius they displayed.

I wish people would get it that I'm not attacking anybody on the basis of their jobs or their educations.

[Downtown Hound]

32. Pretty much every DU satire thread has somebody that's

offended, unless it's about Bush or some other prominent Republican. I wouldn't worry about it. I thought your OP was hilarious.

[Jackpine Radical]

33. Is that an assigned duty, or do we take turns being offended?

Kinda reminds me of my home town, which was so small it didn't have a town drunk, so we all had to take turns.

Now watch the righteous wrath of the Correctness Police land on me for making fun of all those unfortunate alcoholics.

[Downtown Hound]

34. I don't know, Why don't I ever get a turn?

That offends me. Wait I just got my turn! Now I'm not offended anymore.

You know, I love liberals. They're a bright, smart, passionate, wonderful bunch, but by their very nature they look to make things better, and every one of us has a different idea of what that means. And we tend to be a sensitive bunch, hence why we're always trying to fix things. The PC police kind of come with the territory. You just gotta learn to shake it off.

Liburuls, thay theenk they bettur then evereewon els. Stop restrikting my freedum of speetch.

[RedLetterRev]

35. This aint speetch u ful

this is ritin. I no the difrins cuz I had a full 12 yers of librul edumacation, kleen thoo the sixt grade! See, we am better cuz at lease we no the difrins between speetch an ritin :)

[jakefrep]

38. Don't bee so knave...the Raptor is cuming!