The 2009 "Conservative Babes" calendar-*proudly* wearing minks

[underpants]

It's that time of year again when we all cough up our own hard-earned $25 to get our hands on the latest installment of the Clare Boothe Luce Policy Institute's hot conservative women calendar:



http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/get-em-while-theyre-hot



Notice anyone missing? Rich Lowry is going to be so disappointed.








Following in the tradition of past calendars from the Luce Policy Institute, Pretty in Mink celebrates smart, conservative women role models ... with flair.

We took some of your favorite leaders of today’s conservative movement on a journey back in time, and made them up into glamorous movie stars of classic Hollywood. Back when the big screen was a little more glamorous, women were a little more feminine, the men a little more charming—and the world a little less politically correct.

We’ve saved Clare Boothe Luce herself for the last month of the year; we think you’ll agree that the legacy of this conservative icon makes her an appropriate ending for our calendar. And every single one of the other beautiful women featured in Pretty in Mink is one hundred percent a “Luce Lady.” Whether they’re speaking for us regularly—on college campuses, at our Conservative Women’s Network luncheons in D.C, and at regional Luce events—or they’re working directly with staff to reach out to students, these women contribute so much to the Institute, and more importantly, to the next generation of women leaders.

It is with pride that we showcase these talented Luce Ladies in our 2009 Pretty in Mink calendar. We hope you enjoy the show!

The Players

Miss January — Kellyanne Conway
Miss February — Star Parker
Miss March – Susan Phalen
Miss April – Nonie Darwish
Miss May – Mary Katharine Ham
Miss June – Michelle Malkin
Miss July – Amanda Carpenter
Miss August – Sandy Liddy Bourne
Miss September – Ann Coulter
Miss October – Kate Obenshain
Miss November – Miriam Grossman, M.D.
Miss December – Clare Boothe Luce

[underpants]

1. at least they have Malkin leaning on a bar and not Coulter

:eyes:

[EconomicLiberal]

2. Barf.

Wearing mink or any other dead animal is just plain unattractive to me.

[MrScorpio]

3. Where's PETA and their cans of red paint when you need them?

[underpants]

5. Well

they clearly didn't go short on the make-up

I think we can all agree that that is a GOOD thing :wow: in some cases

[Deja Q]

8. Ogling Ann's beaver pelt?

;yoiks:

[mwei924]

4. "Back when the big screen was a little more glamorous, women were a little more feminine, ....

..and the country a little more racist.

[underpants]

9. and gays didn't exist

;-)

[Deja Q]

10. Well, the past wasn't perfect...

In some ways, the present isn't all that charming either.

[wtmusic]

14. More feminine than Ann Coulter?

:shrug:

[foxfeet]

24. More HUMAN than Ann Coulter.

[rockymountaindem]

6. "less politically correct"

Read: "days when you could call four of the women in this calendar racial slurs and not get grief"

[trotsky]

7. Only Republickers would fork over money for a calendar of pictures of women...

completely covered by a coat. LOL!

[madaboutharry]

11. They could have called this calendar

What A Bunch Of Jerks.

So we know they hate animals.

[underpants]

13. Yeah this is clearly flaunting it

those assholes

[maddezmom]

12. He always has her on the cover of Vogue

:shrug: :D

[Cleita]

15. I'd like to see them in turkey feathers from the Sarah Palin snuff video.

It would be so them.

[underpants]

16. HOMER! you have it set on "Whore"

After Homer fires his "Make-up gun" into Marge's face

Homer walking away "I'll go get the cold cream gun"

[Orrex]

17. To be honest, that's about the best pic I've seen of Coulter

Which is, I admit, like referring to "the most delightful pail of vomit I've ever stepped in."

[Cleita]

20. Actually, there was a photoshopped one of her in a little Nazi SS trooper

mini skirted outfit with jackboots and a jaunty cap with a riding crop. She actually looked hot in a dominatrix sort of way.

[liberalmuse]

18. Revolting.

:puke:

[iamthebandfanman]

19. gross!@#

and im not even talkinga bout the furs ;)

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[walldude]

25. Um.. the "C" word is not real popular around here..

Even when describing one. Just warnin ya..

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[GOPNotForMe]

23. So many things wrong with this hot mess of a calendar. nt

[marmar]

26. Ick....It's like staring into the windows in Amsterdam's Red Light District.....

..... only less classy.

[Marr]

27. I really don't understand these people. It's like they have nothing at all to actually say--

they just want to offend the people they hate. How empty does a movement have to be to put out something like this?

[underpants]

34. I think that is the point

*OOH* look at us we are just soooooooo un-PC

:eyes:

[tabasco]

28. RAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLFFFFFFFFFFF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke:

[Fleshdancer]

29. My condolences to the Sears Portrait Studio employee who had to take these pics

Or do malls still have Glamour Shots?

[ccharles000]

30. eww eww eww

[TexasObserver]

31. And that, folks, is the sad state of life in the GOP!

[elshiva]

32. The truth is that I would find many of these women attractive,

if it weren't for the fact that they are assholes.

[Locrian]

33. well

Well look at is this way. At least it's not a swimsuit issue. Ann Coulter in a swimsuit..... I think I just castrated myself...

[tnlefty]

35. Too bad that the minks can't come back to life and

claw their eyes out. Oh, as a southern woman, I'm not supposed to type that, oh well.

[Feron]

36. Great pictures. Unfortunately for them,

ugly is to the bone. There isn't a stylist, photographer, or retoucher that can airbrush away the bile that comes out of their mouths.

[Vickers]

37. Nothing says sexy like tons of makeup and a pelt.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

It's like they make fun of themselves!

[Warren DeMontague]

38. Wow. Just the thing to give your hubby when you want him to stop masturbating.

Ick.

[riverdeep]

39. Cruelty is a conservative value?

Good to know.

[KG]

40. hell, yes.