Hannity & ______?

[Truth Teller]

Who should replace Colmes?

Who would you like to see take this empty suit out?

[DS1]

1. Sanity

[QueenOfCalifornia]

6. Your a poet!

Colmes was the more sane one... But I like the idea below - Ed Schultz. :)

[JohnWxy]

42. too bad the three stooges aren't still around. I mean if you want to maintain continuity...

[Beaverhausen]

2. Randi Rhodes

:rofl:

But seriously, how about Ed Schultz?

[YOY]

3. How bout a Assy McGee?

He could just stand there and fartingly speak to Sean...covering him with buckshot from his occasional sharts.

[Ganja Ninja]

26. Ted Nugent would fit that description as well.

They even look a little alike. Has anyone ever see Ted and Assy together?

[YOY]

34. No...they can't be the same guy. Assy prefers big bore revolvers.

Ted likes fully automatic weapons that he can refer to in a Freudian manner as he threatens others.

[lutefisk]

4. Hannity & Olbermann . . . n/t

[Bobbie Jo]

5. & Colbert ...would that be a riot, or what?

[rateyes]

7. Who cares?

I won't watch it, regardless.

[AlCzervik]

8. Facts.

he hates facts.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

11. LOL!

very good Chimps! First laugh of the day. :)

[madinmaryland]

9. Hannity and LIEberman.

[baldguy]

22. Yep, Hannity needs another tame Dem to spar against.

[riverwalker]

10. Randi Rhodes

absolutely.
C'mon Sean, whatsa matter, chicken?

[lutefisk]

12. If Franken, perish the thought, loses the recount, that would be a good match-up...n/t

[MindPilot]

13. A rope?

Yes I would like to see him taken out by a rope.

[BadgerKid]

14. Slide the big one Earl! n/t

Obscure ?

[tabbycat31]

15. Hannity and Palin

the show's camera crew will have a tough time because Hannity will be jerking off all throughout the show....... might have to put him behind a desk here.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

16. You mean Hannity has a co-host?

Hmm.

I thought Fox just wanted you to worship at the guy's uber-jingoistic altar.

[lxlxlxl]

17. None...Stop Legitimizing Hannity with a phony foil

..x.x.x..

[Ganja Ninja]

18. It should really be someone that is Hannity's intellectual equal.

Too bad the 3 stooges are all dead.

[Swede]

19. Clones?

:shrug:

[Swamp Rat]

20. Hitler

He should just put a cardboard cut out of Hitler in the seat next to him.

[Ioo]

21. Hannity - The Evil Twin!-

[lurky]

23. Fozzy Bear?

[Tommy_Carcetti]

24. Biomechanical Hannity.

Complete with eye patch, laser arm and...um...an I-mac.....

(Yes, there really is a conservative fanboy comic book. I'm not making that up. And yes, it features Sean Hannity with an eyepatch and a biomechanical laser arm.)

[rucky]

40. Is that Liddy on the hog?

holy crap.

[backscatter712]

25. Funny note:

When FAUX Noise was first going on the air, and Hannity and Colmes was still on the drawing board, they immediately knew they wanted Sean Hannity, but they had to look to find someone milquetoast enough to make the liberals look bad next to him, so for a while, the show was known as "Hannity and a liberal guy."

I'm not sure who'll replace Colmes - clearly, FAUX is gonna have to look around for a while to find someone effete enough to fit their caricature.

[bunkerbuster1]

29. I think the working title really was "Hannity and...

a Liberal to be named later."

(As in, the minor league scrub that's a throw-in for a bigger trade-deal package in baseball. Pretty insulting to Colmes, actually.)

[backscatter712]

33. Yeah, that sounds about right.

I'd love to see them take Mike Malloy - that would liven up the liberal side by a bit...

No, they'll find some Colmes-like-wuss who can't even control calls on his own radio show...

[UnrepentantUnitarian]

27. Rosie O.

I'd love to see just one show of that...maybe two.

[bunkerbuster1]

28. Seder, of course.

I mean, duh.

[MiniMe]

30. Dick Morris

That scum sucking piece of shit. I'm betting that this wasn't Colmes idea, or if it was, it was to get away from Hannity. He has been sounding like a real democrat lately.

[Truth Teller]

32. Yeah

He has kicked up his heels, ever so slightly.

[EmperorHasNoClothes]

31. An empty chair.

It would be just as effective as Alan Colmes.

[Pithy]

35. His left hand!

[grateful581]

36. Giant Douche

[Strelnikov_]

37. HANNITY and estrich? n/t

[Peacetrain]

38. Your Kidding.. Colmes grew a spine and is leaving

[Enrique]

39. Bill Moyers

not likely, but I'd like to see it.

[rucky]

41. Sock Puppet n/t

[brettdale]

43. Is Colmes

Leaving Faux?

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

44. Paula Poundstone

she's very funny on "Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me" on npr

[bobd0]

45. Hannity and Hardy.

http://www.laurel-and-hardy.com/">As in...

[blue_onyx]

46. I'm not sure who should replace Colmes

but I know whoever it is, Hannity will be given approval over who is selected. He won't pick a strong liberal...he'll pick some wimpy man or woman who will back down a lot.

[hatrack]

47. Hannity & Beck - Turds of a feather stink together

:puke:

[high density]

48. Reagan, Ron

[Truth Teller]

49. HA!

That would be an interesting combination.