Whaaa???? (rofl)

[SallyMander]

Glad to see that he included both "sports nuts" and "lewd women"... :wtf:

(As for homosexuals, apparently they're OK as long as they're not child-molesting...)

[skypilot]

1. Rebellious women???

Ugh.

[SallyMander]

5. Ohh, i couldn't read that one

For some reason i thought the bottom word was "voters" -- which is also funny, in the funny/pathetic way that describes the whole image...

[skypilot]

7. There's another one...

...that he saw fit to circle, but I can't quite make that one out. I'm sure it's a good one.

[SallyMander]

15. Hmm, i can't read that either

Too bad, i'm sure it's a gem!

[mcg]

64. 'Pencil Neck Weak Kneed Gutless Men', a larger photo ...

http://www.jabberwonk.com/flinker.cfm?cliid=82g0p

[TahitiNut]

2. "sex addicts ... and Mormons"???

Isn't that redundant? :dunce:

[SallyMander]

6. And in the same font!

:rofl:

[sharp_stick]

3. And Mormons...

ROFL That sign is too damned funny for words. The font and color associated with Mormons kind of leads me to believe that this little virgin really doesn't like them for some reason, even hates them more than those "pot smoking little devils" and "two faced people"

This has to be one of the Westboro clan isn't it? You can see the stupid just radiating off him like "stink lines".

[SallyMander]

9. I don't know who he is...

seems like an equal opportunity hater though... i think under "sex addicts" it is supposed to say "false religions"? Maybe? But apparently Mormonism needed its own large statement!

[QueenOfCalifornia]

4. Sports nuts

and Mormons beware - the virgin guy knows something

[SallyMander]

12. I'm a rebellious woman

so i'm a little scared! ;)

[DS1]

8. It's not even original

[SallyMander]

11. WOW that is frightening!

Maybe that is the kid's dad... i'm sorry, the kid'S dad. :rofl:

Is the pointer guy making fun? Hope he's quick on his feet! ;)

[janx]

55. Yep, it looks as if he's making fun of it.

:rofl:

[skypilot]

13. Well...

...that's pretty much everybody. What are "ankle biters" though?

[akwapez]

20. I had the same question about "ankle biters"

A google search didn't help. The most common definitions are; young children or small dogs. There are other definitions in the urban dictionary, but nothing that really made sense.

[skypilot]

22. I just googled it.

So,it looks like this guy hates either children or small yappy dogs.

[DS1]

24. it's a gay slur

towards men who catch, so to speak

[skypilot]

38. I thought that was "pillow biters".

Although, that might be what he meant but was too stupid to get his slang terms straight.

[Chorophyll]

42. Oh god. That's hilarious.

In a sad way, but still...

[mcg]

60. Possible explanation of "ankle biters" ...

http://photo-of-the-day1.blogspot.com/2008/03/sick-christian.html

Anonymous said...

Well here in wonderful Davis, I had the privilege of asking him what an ankle biter was.

They are the people that will walk by, yell something at the protesters and then scurry along without allowing for debate or response. Trolls, flamers, all those people are essentially ankle biters.

[sarcasmo]

16. Computer freaks, oh crap, I am doomed, this is a funny thread, Thanks.

[MiniMe]

25. "Dykes on Bikes" and "Mormons"?

:rofl:

[underpants]

27. That guy must really not like Dick Morris

Ankle Biters???

[EmperorHasNoClothes]

32. I love me some Sport'S Nuts!

Especially the honey roasted kind!

[Winterblues]

37. Get rid of those ankle biters.......

:wtf:

[mondo joe]

48. Someone needs a 12 step program for Typeface addiction. NT

[Edweird]

59. That's the motherlode of band names. My next project will be "The Synagogue Of Satan".

I hope I don't have to pay them for it.....

[d_b]

65. lulz

:rofl:

[a la izquierda]

10. That kid looks like...

the weird kid from The 'Burbs. Well, sort of. (And I'm not talking about Corey Feldman)

[SallyMander]

14. He doesn't look like he belongs in this decade

that's for sure! :rofl:

[underpants]

26. Reminded me of

[ogneopasno]

17. I feel sorry for that kid.

[SallyMander]

18. He is young -- maybe he'll overcome the brainwashing

One can only hope!

[Dukkha]

19. couldn't get laid stepping off a plane in Hawaii

wow.

[SallyMander]

21. LOL!

:spray:

[rasputin5]

31. Couldn't get laid in a women's prison with a suitcase full of pardons.

:rofl:

[Gidney N Cloyd]

23. Poor kid signed up to sell "Grit" and there was a huge mixup.

[SallyMander]

29. ...

:rofl:

Well now i feel bad for him! ;)

[TexasObserver]

28. And that is why I have a problem with religion.

He's a walking, talking emblem of the basic hate themes.

[SallyMander]

30. It's a lot of hate on one sign

and in one (young) person. The sign is funny, but the situation is very sad.

[InternalDialogue]

33. I thought Moral Orel was just a fictional character.

Guess not.

[SallyMander]

44. LOL! nt

[Turbineguy]

34. That boy needs

an all-expenses paid sex-tour!

He should ask Rush for help.

[SallyMander]

43. OMG... snort

:rofl:

[TlalocW]

35. I'm friends with a woman

whose mother made her and her siblings learn mime and other acting techniques that were put to use when she made them go out with her to evangelize like this poor dupe of a kid.

Fortunately, she turned out to be pretty normal with a good sense of humor and has played the part of the jester for a local group's Christmas madrigal dinner, the role of which can be quite racy, several times.

TlalocW

[SallyMander]

45. That's great that she turned into a reasonable person

I'd be interested to know what the norm is... do these kids tend to retain these radical opinions? Fall off the wagon of religion altogether? Interesting...

[BlueMTexpat]

36. "Pot Smoking Little Devils" ...

and "Ankle biters" ... he apparently has a problem with "small" things. That's the root of the problem with a lot of these evangelical zealots. :rofl:

[SallyMander]

46. ...

:spray:

[RedCappedBandit]

39. Witches?! LOL

Watch out, Hermione is gonna getcha!

[SallyMander]

47. That goes along with "false religions" maybe

If you so much as read the first Harry Potter, you're done for! :D

[AlCzervik]

40. Adorable.

[SallyMander]

49. LOL, McZombie

Nice one! :thumbsup:

[Chorophyll]

41. This is some kind of street theater, right?

He's being ironic... right? Right?

[SallyMander]

50. Oh how i wish that were the case

But.... i'm afraid not. ;)

[sufrommich]

51. What kind of eternal hell does God have in store for

"sports nuts"? Who knew?

[SallyMander]

52. Maybe endless reruns of "Friends"?

Or something? :rofl:

[NeedleCast]

53. What's the judgement for being a sports nut?

Eternity watching season after season of Detroit Lions football?

[SallyMander]

54. Maybe watching your favorite team lose

over and over... in which case Cubs fans have nothing to fear! :evilgrin:

[NeedleCast]

58. Welcome to Hell Needlecast

You'll be watching an eternity of groin injuries...BWAHAHAHAHAH!

[lunatica]

56. So waddaya think he spends all day thinkin about?

His math homework?

[TrogL]

57. Guess he's got it in for actors as well

He's using the classic "theatre" logo for "two faced people"

[Gregorian]

61. He forgot one- Bad hair.

I thought that said "Sports nuns". Now that is something we should see more often. Pole vaulting nuns.

[fascisthunter]

62. His Church Controls What He Wears and How He Combs his Hair

he looks like a throw-back to the 50's. Weird...

[Usrename]

67. Eternal damnation if that top button comes undone.

I don't know whether to pity the guy or :rofl:

[fascisthunter]

69. I Pity Him, I laugh at Him and I Disdain him all at the same time

not equally... people like him are brought up in a very strict, enclosed World, where he could only read, listen and say what the Church tells him to. He is completely brainwashed...

People like that are time-bombs ticking...

[NoGOPZone]

63. It seems to be OK to smoke pot as long as you're not also a Little Devil.

[RedLetterRev]

71. Phew, I feel better now

uh, where do I pass this next?

[sellitman]

66. He hates sports nuts but I wonder what he thinks of cheese tits?

He prolly just ran out of space on his sign.

[mrbarber]

68. Haha

I would have totally gotten my picture taken with that kid. And flash the devil horns while doing it.

[BrklynLiberal]

70. He's wearing that sign because either he lost a bet or is pledging for a fraternity.

I refuse to believe that he is doing that because he believes everything on that ridiculous sign...

[alphafemale]

72. !yikes! nt