Is Alan Colmes leaving Faux and Why?

[brettdale]

Is Alan Colmes leaving Faux and Why?

[kirby]

1. Obama is appointing him soon...

He will be the Secretary of Doormats.

[trotsky]

10. Best answer.

:thumbsup:

[SammyWinstonJack]

11. DUzy!

:spray:

[TheCowsCameHome]

2. Maybe Hannity is getting a new punching bag for Christmas.

[brettdale]

3. So hes not leaving faux?????

So hes not leaving faux?????

[TheCowsCameHome]

7. He's changing his name Alan Everlast.

[Oceansaway]

4. Hannity's butthole shrunk, no more room

for Alan.....

[AlCzervik]

5. because he can be even less effective elsewhere?

[BrklynLiberal]

6. Because Hannity wants the whole show for himself.

I believe it was not Colmes' idea.

[ACTION BASTARD]

8. Lover's spat I suppose

Sean's beard was catching on methinks.

[GodDamLiberal]

9. Faux is afraid

Faux is afraid that colmes will be diagnosed as having Stockholm syndrome and they don't want to pay his medical expenses.