Invitations to Gov. Crist's nuptials are in the mail (Bwahahaha)

[Are_grits_groceries]

ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. -- (AP) -- Invitations to Gov. Charlie Crist's upcoming nuptials are in the mail, and the guest list to the Dec. 12 event has become a source of chatter around the state.
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A card enclosed in the invitations reads: ``No gifts please, due to Florida law.''
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http://www.miamiherald.com/news/breaking-news/story/784402.html

Quote: Oh that's right, Florida law now bans gay marriage.

[walkaway]

1. Well, at least she knows what she's getting into...

...unlike poor Mrs. McGreevey.

[cobalt1999]

2. As long as they both have boyfriends on the side for sex, it's a good deal for them.

Wife of the gov has some perks and parties, plus Charlie as a potentially brighter future if he can plant a seed of doubt about being gay.

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

3. For all we know, she might have girlfriends on the side.

:shrug:

[Ian David]

4. They could even swap partners sometimes. n/t