Ann Coulter's Jaw Wired Shut: Report

[villager]

Source: Huffington Post


Ann Coulter's Jaw Wired Shut: Report

Ann Coulter may be completely silenced, at least for a while.

If the New York Post's Page Six report is true, Coulter broke her jaw and her mouth is wired shut:

WE HEAR...THAT although we didn't think it would be possible to silence Ann Coulter, the leggy reaction- ary broke her jaw and the mouth that roared has been wired shut...

Check back here for confirmation and updates.


Read more: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/11/25/ann-coulters-jaw-wired-sh_n_146248.html

[RantinRavin]

1. This is almost enough

to make me reconsider my decision to be an athiest.

[WV_Biker]

6. I thought exactly the same. n/t

n/t

[Jamastiene]

10. I'm agnostic and thanked God just in case.

:evilgrin:

:party: Ann Coulter = Silenced for a while, aaaahhhhh.

[hlthe2b]

2. So, too much coke and meth induced "hula jaw?" or did

someone finally smack her?

[Sydnie]

4. I was wondering the same thing

How the hell did she break her jaw? Tooth extraction gone bad?

[roguevalley]

44. if there wasn't a car wreck or she didn't fall down stairs in a drunken

stupor, the its either paybacks for her smart ass mouth or rough se---... *hack* ... *ulp* ... excuse me. I gotta go for a moment ...

[Atman]

47. Seven GOP ****s in her mouth at the same time.

Her jaw finally snapped.

.

[Blaq Dem]

51. She got smacked by Rush Limbaugh's moobs (or man-boobs)

That what happens when Rush takes off his bra.

[TheCowsCameHome]

3. I'd love to know how it got broken

Toilet seats do pose a hazard when slammed.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

5. The "leggy" AND "army" reactionary!

:puke:

[EmilyAnne]

25. She tries so hard to be sexy. Bleached hair, animal print, fake tan. Its pretty sad how bad she

wants to be sexy.

[pink-o]

33. Sooooo many issues!

The simple truth about Coultergeist: she's the biggest attention whore who's ever walked this planet. It's like she houses a bottomless pit where most people have a soul, and that pit needs to be filled and stoked continuously. So she spews heinous garbage, she wears inappropriate clothes (a cocktail dress to be interviewed on the "Today" show just looks like she didn't make it home the night before) and she starves herself skinny because she thinks it will bring more admiration. Instead, it only fucks with her hormones so now no one really knows her gender (I'm being serious here, I think that's why she has that tranny look because her testosterone is out of whack due to food deprivation!)

WTF happened to this little girl? Was Mommy cold and Daddy unavailable?? Whatever, many people had worse childhoods than her, but they channeled their compassion and caring to the rest of the world. Ann just made it all about being the center of attention.

It gives me great pleasure to know she can't open her pie-hole and hurl her vomitous vitriol, at least for a little while. Is there anything that could possibly induce permanent laryngitis?

[madeline_con]

55. It's just a little bony ugly that holds her back.

:rofl:

[Xipe Totec]

7. Unless they sew her ass shut, I guess we'll keep hearing from her n/t

[crazylikafox]

8. DUZY rated response!

[Jamastiene]

11. ...

:spray:

Yep, that's a DUzy.

[racaulk]

34. !!!

:rofl:

[Maeve]

9. Won't do any good--she still has her poison pens eom

[uppityperson]

12. She can STILL talk, it won't shut her up.

Having a broken jaw, even a wired shut one, a person can still talk. I wouldn't be surprised if she has severe osteoporosis.

[spahhh]

13. did she give Ron Jeremy a blowjob?

:rofl:

[jmondine]

45. Depends... did Fox give Ron Jeremy a time slot?

[GregW]

14. Of course they had to wire it shut.

You know...

For her diet...

[TexasObserver]

15. Awwww, and just in time for our Thanksgiving!

Be sure to add that to your Thanksgiving Thanks!

[acmavm]

16. Wonder if this will shut her up? I mean, didn't they wire shut the

wrong end? Doesn't she generally talk out of her ass?

[vinylsolution]

17. Gotta wonder how she broke her jaw....

.... or more likely, who broke it for her....

[cloudbase]

22. Word is that she, er,

likes it a bit rough. Perahps the foreplay got a bit out of hand.

[peace frog]

26. As Bill Maher put it

"She's different when she's coming."

[Shiver]

28. Don't say that

I'd hate to have something in common with her :scared:

[Bright Eyes]

18. This probably happened when she tried to unhinge her jaw to feed.

[LeftHander]

31. piles of dead bats can be cumbersome....lol

[Jamastiene]

19. Oops! That WAS a mighty dark alley.

I guess she mouthed off to the wrong person. :evilgrin:

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

20. There IS a Santa Claus.

I knew it all along!

'Tis the season to be jolly... :rofl:

[Creationismsucks]

21. I can't help but wonder

...how AC would herself react if, say, Al Franken were having HIS jaw wired shut.

She would NOT be reasonable and charitable.

Sweet Christ on a stick, I detest that woman.

[MineralMan]

23. She Broke It Trying to Eat

A Whopper from Burger King. Unused to the effort, her jaw simple broke.

[JVS]

24. She's probably tapping dumb shit out in morse code

[Aristus]

27. Now we need somebody to break all her fingers so she can't type.

I'm just saying...

[Shiver]

29. Just watch.

By tomorrow she'll have mastered sign language, just to spite us.

[LeftHander]

30. She was having facial feminzation surgery....

Hey....I dunno...just guessing.

[Felix Mala]

32. It matches her mind, which was sealed shut years ago.

[Javaman]

35. So who was it that punched her in the mouth? nt

[Gregorian]

36. Her jaw isn't involved. She talks out of her rear end.

:)

But I still hope she recovers. That's no fun.

[FloridaJudy]

37. Unhinging your jaw in order to feed

Can be tricky. Kids! Don't try this at home!

[robertpaulsen]

38. What a great month this has been!

Obama wins the election, the Dems take firm control of Congress, and Anne Coulter gets her jaw wired shut. Talk about poetic justice!

[Gregorian]

39. Haha. Dare I say trifecta?

Now if only Limbaugh would deflate.

[kskiska]

40. Leggy? To each his own.

[yellowcanine]

41. Terrible to gloat about an opponent's misfortune BUT "OH THE IRONY"

One of the biggest right wing mouths is silenced.

[tavalon]

56. Yeah, it's not the misfortune that's amusing, it's the irony.

[rug]

42. Sewing lasts longer.

[Lochloosa]

43. Swamp Rat. Calling Swamp Rat.

[jmondine]

46. In unrelated news, the American earbleed epidemic seems to have vanished

[SoCalDem]

48. No biggie.. her BRAIN has been "wired shut" for decades now..n/t

[AnnieBW]

49. This made my day!

Ann-thrax can't talk because her jaw is wired shut! ROFL!!!

:rofl:

[Bolo Boffin]

50. So does this have something to do with the fairness doctrine?

Not my line, unfortunately. I saw it at another website.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

52. If only it were Court Ordered. n/t

[walldude]

53. She trying for a permanent gig on Fox?

This sounds like plastic surgery to me otherwise she'd be in every paper claiming that liberals did it to her.

Funny how Greta Van Sustern's plastic surgery coincided with her getting a show on Fox. I'm assuming Coulter is looking for a gig..

[Edweird]

54. I imagine it hit the floor pretty hard November 4th.