What Should The Alan Colmes Tell-All Book About Hannity Be Titled?

[lame54]

And what do you think might be in it?

:shrug:

[Ian David]

1. Oh, the Huge Hannity! n/t

[Dora]

2. Oh, the Hugh Hannity!

[ProgressiveFool]

3. 12 Years Before the Mast /nt

[AndrewP]

4. My lips are still chaped!

[ihavenobias]

5. Well, since you opened that door

"My Ass Is Still Sore".

Sorry, but somebody had to say it.

;)

[gratuitous]

6. Hoo wee! Was the money good!

My life as a lightweight punching bag.

Followed by several chapters of apologies and offers of monetary reparations to the people hurt by Hannity's unchallenged rantings against the disenfranchised, unpopular and the powerless.

[TheCowsCameHome]

7. "Shovelface - an inside look at the Voice of Hate"

368 sheets of two-ply bathroom tissue to be used when one "takes a Hannity"

[rug]

8. The Stockholm Syndrome

[cloudbase]

9. A pussy among dicks. n/t

[Joe Fields]

10. It should be titled, "Hannity's Ass Obstructed My View!"

[izquierdista]

11. Not in the face!

[Phredicles]

12. "Co-host Dearest"?

[Bobbie Jo]

13. "Unharmed" A Survival Guide