The Freepers Were RIGHT! They Tried to Warn Us!

[johnfunk]

Courtesy of Salon and the inimitable Tom Tomorrow:

:rofl::evilgrin::rofl:

[John Q. Citizen]

1. Oh, about Obama. I thought you meant about how Dean would destroy the Dems if he got the DNC Chair.

i just can't keep up.

[Demeter]

2. You Do Realize That This Is Like Waving a Red Flag at the Humorless Right?

The Fundies cannot deal with sarcasm, irony, or anything more sophisticated than slapstick and insult.

[OffWithTheirHeads]

8. Exactly! So which Koran is Obama using at the inauguration?

I hear he may be sworn in using Ben Ladens first edition.

[Posteritatis]

11. I know; isn't it great?

I'm curious as to how many of them will actually burst into flames between now and the inauguration.

[MazeRat7]

3. He's gonna take our guns and then our Jobs.... oh lordy! n/t

[Morning Dew]

4. four percent??? FOUR PERCENT??!!??!

All of his property should be confiscated.

[baldguy]

5. Fuck that! CUT HIS HANDS OFF!

Just gimme that Old Time Religion! Blasphemers should be stoned to death in the public square!

[TripleKatPad]

6. Can't figure out the Obama plan

There's so many possible variations. I'm a female, atheist, non-gun owner with three cats. How do I fit in with his nefarious plans?

[JJ]

7. Secretary of Re-Education

[datasuspect]

9. i can't wait for the late term abortion on demand kiosks

[johnfunk]

10. You mean "Drive-Thru Partial Birth Abortion Express Kiosks"

Please take care to get the Approved Christo-reactionary Jargon™ correct. :sarcasm:

[FloridaJudy]

12. I can hardly wait

Until we're all forced to marry partners of our own gender. Finally I'll have someone to take turns walking the dog!