Coltergeist broker her jaw. How is she paying for it?

[ColbertWatcher]

[Neshanic]

1. I thought she had a detachable jaw like when a snake eats a mouse.

[ColbertWatcher]

2. LOL! n/t

[Crunchy Frog]

10. Maybe she tried to swallow a nutria, and her jaw just couldn't hack it.

[rocktivity]

3. You don't just break your jaw.

If it was the result of an accident, why not just say so? She needs all the sympathy points she can get.

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[Crunchy Frog]

9. She'd probably rather not say.

[TheCowsCameHome]

4. I don't really care.

I'd just like to know how it got busted.

[Neshanic]

5. Uh, you really want to know? I mean it could involve things that would make you want to scrub your

brain.

[Booster]

6. Well, there goes her blowjob deals.

[Neshanic]

7. Well in some cases.

[Crunchy Frog]

8. I wonder if her jaw simply shattered in protest...

over the things that were being asked of it?

[petronius]

12. I suspect not - I'd be shocked if any part of her was capable of shame

or introspection. Her jaw is made of the same slime that the rest of her is, after all.

(That's a generous thought on your part, however. :))

[doc03]

11. Does that mean they will have to

wire it shut?

[Crunchy Frog]

13. It has been wired shut.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4532877

[doc03]

14. Cool n/t

[lurky]

15. It shattered when it hit the floor on Nov 5.

Picture of Coulter-----> :wow: "Shit! Obama won!?!?!?!?"

[ColbertWatcher]

16. LOL! Good one! n/t

[Earth_First]

17. Certainly not by lip service...

Not anytime soon, that is.

[pansypoo53219]

18. before her time is up

obama will make her break the wires so she can complain on teevee.

[vixengrl]

19. Her jaw broke itself in protest of her new book

and the tour to the various talk shows that she would have gone on. It was a form of self-preservation by her jaw against her own tongue.

She's successful enough to be paying for a good private insurance plan. The timing is not so good for her, though. (I think the title of her new book is called: Guilty: A Cut'n'paste of many articles along the same theme as all my other books, Which is why Liberals Suck, stitched together with Name-calling and Sarcasm. It's a good thing she's slender, or there'd be no room on the cover for the title *and* her picture.)

[ColbertWatcher]

20. Ha, ha! n/t

[TahitiNut]

21. Well, just how expensive can the "jawbone of an ass" be? Let's ask Sampson.

[peacetalksforall]

22. Breaking her jaw may be bad - she might write 10 letters while she stays off camera.

On the other hand, that's a lot of books for her right wing backers to put out and to buy so that they all make the top ten. A broke backer.

[ColbertWatcher]

23. Come to think of it, she hasn't been seen on camera for a while. n/t

[Swamp Rat]

24. That IS what she is paying, for her bad Karma

She won't even return as a vertebrate next time.

[ColbertWatcher]

28. That's the best picture of her I've ever seen. n/t

[RamboLiberal]

25. She supposedly took a nasty fall

If its on the property of anyone that can be sued I'd bet she'll go for it!

Story that mentions the fall which supposedly happened a month ago.
http://www.oregonlive.com/idahosportugal/index.ssf/2008/11/ann_coulters_jaw_broken_and_wi.html

[47of74]

26. There is a God!

That was my first reaction upon hearing Coultergeist had to have her jaw wired shut.

Then this musical piece began playing in my head...

[Monk06]

27. So who's the stud.........

:hide:

[FKA MNChimpH8R]

29. I suspect a late night, shitfaced bar run followed by a face plant on concrete

from being hammered out of her tiny little skull or taking a swing at somebody. I am sure her insurance is fine. Me, I'd get a couple of Tylenols from the powers that be and a bus pass.

[alphafemale]

30. Wow. Did somebody have to shove a broom handle in there to get her to let go of someone's leg?

I've heard that sometimes happens. Never seen it though.

[Hubert Flottz]

31. We expected some freeper's heads to explode didn't we?

[TexasObserver]

32. a team of Good Samaritans is doing the work for free, just to shut her up