American Injuns: The First Terrorists

[ccharles000]

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1105/firstterrorists.html

Thanksgiving: Honoring Our First Fallen

Long before America was attacked by Muslamiacs on September 11, 2001, Baptists recall a time when our dear, Godly ancestors also endured brutal slaughter by terrorist vermin on this very same land. You see, when God sent his followers to claim America as the new Canaan, He neglected to mention it would be filled with millions of lazy Injuns. These savage "squatters," as we've come to call them here at Landover Baptist Church, then had the unmitigated audacity to defy the kindly eviction notices served upon them by God's lily-white chosen people. Instead, they terrorized our peaceful ancestors, raping their livestock (including our chickens!) and engaging in nefarious espionage to steal the smallpox virus for their own selfish purposes.

Nevertheless, our Christian ancestors persevered. And it is for this reason that each November we observe “Thanksgiving” - as a time to “thank” God for “giving” America to people who deserved it much more than the first terrorists: the Injuns.

[ClassWarrior]

1. You do realize that Landover Baptist is a satire site, don' t you?

Happy T-Day, charles... :hi:

NGU.

[ccharles000]

4. I know

and happy T-day

[2Design]

2. Sarcasm is what I expected but these idiots believe this - we

invaded their land - they have a T-shirt out west that shows Indians stating they know about terrorist and it is the White Man - I don't remember the exact image but it is accurate. We have been a waring nation from the beginning, invading, killing, etc. and they labeling those we attack when they fight back.

[RaleighNCDUer]

7. The image was Geronimo and friends

with the caption "Fighting Terrorism since 1492".

Love that shirt.

[2Design]

8. that be the one :)

[Ghost in the Machine]

9. Here it is....

[navarth]

3. delete

[liberal N proud]

5. I am sure there are a many morons in this country believe that

After all, God gave us this land. :rofl:

[RethugAssKicker]

6. My feelings exactly !

I celebrate Thanksgiving....but have to give it a completely different meaning.