"Retire Bush" - A contest by The Nation magazine

[Oilwellian]

Submit your idea about Bush's next job and win a Sorel cartoon


"After leaving office ex-President Bush reportedly will head the American Red Cross where he will push
for "vast forward-looking measures" dedicated to "helping future disaster victims help themselves" such
as swimming and lifesaving classes for residents of low-lying regions."
   --Edward Sorel

ANNOUNCING...
THE NATION'S RETIRE BUSH CONTEST!

THE QUESTION:
WHAT WILL W. DO AFTER LEAVING OFFICE?

Send us your answer, disingenuous or otherwise, in 25 words (more or less). The winner will be chosen by a panel
of fair-minded judges (Victor Navasky, Katrina vanden Heuvel, Richard Lingeman). First Prize is an original drawing,
based on your entry, by famed New Yorker artist Edward Sorel.

Send your entry here
DEADLINE: December 31
WINNER TO BE ANNOUNCED: January 12

[gratuitous]

1. So many outlets for his unique talents

But I think the highest and best use would be a job where he wears a paper hat and inquires whether you want fries with that.

[Buzz Clik]

2. This old Fisk Tire ad begs for it...

[Jack Rabbit]

3. There should be an opening for him in the license plate manufacturing industry

!!

[rurallib]

4. I am hoping he gets a government position involving

designating a series of letters and numbers placed on metal plates to be used for automobile identification. This job may not pay well, but room and board are included.

[IDemo]

5. Just submitted mine->>

Bush will conduct public speaking seminars entitled "Eloquent I are". Participants will be be taught Dick shun and receive copies of "Practicin' yer love for the adverbials."