Pretend to be a right winger! Where was Obama REALLY born?

[ck4829]

[Fran Kubelik]

1. I trust Obama - he told us

...he was born on the planet Krypton.

[BrklynLiberal]

21. Exactly. He doesn't lie!!!

[slackmaster]

2. Definitely in Kenya

I read about it on teh Interwebz.

[ColbertWatcher]

6. Me too! (link inside)

http://www.wikiality.com/Barack_Hussein_Obama#Forged_Birth_Certificate

[Ian David]

3. Hes frum Muslimia! n/t

[Indenturedebtor]

12. Bwahahahahahaha!

:rofl:

[wryter2000]

15. LOL

I almost posted that.

[DireStrike]

4. Obama wasn't born.

He was summoned. He has existed for all time waiting for this day, waiting to play his essential role.

[ben_meyers]

5. In a manger?

You know like the Messiah.

[baldguy]

Would a person born in an America from another dimension be eligible to be President?

[DireStrike]

23. Would another version of a former 2-term president be eligible?

They wouldn't be exactly the same person....

[baldguy]

31. But they wouldn't have been born in *this* country, either.

[monmouth]

7. He was really born in Hollywood, dad might be Sidney Poitier. I heard

that from a RW source....LOL.

[Gwendolyn]

8. "Somewhere unholy. He's the Anti-Christ."

[MrModerate]

9. Mecca! n/t

[Muttocracy]

10. some 'hood called Jor-El or somethin. Saw it on YouTube out of his own mouth. nt

[HeresyLives]

11. Canada.

It's all part of our master-plot.

[wryter2000]

13. Other

Eye-ran. His mother was there hiding the WMD's.

[TK421]

14. He wuz born in Can-ya!!@ In a Muslin factory!!@

[Shiver]

16. He was not born, but created

Cloned from the cells of Malcolm X, Saddam Hussein, Karl Marx and Hitler. Grown in a lab and trained from birth to hypnotize the masses with his very presence, he is the culmination of a decades-long secret plot, started by Satan and FDR, to herald the coming of the Anti-Christ and the complete homosexualization of god-fearing white patriots.

It's true! I heard it from a guy who's second-cousin's best friend's girlfriend's uncle's podiatrist used to work in the lab where they created this abomination unto the Lord.

:crazy:

[nevergiveup]

17. Don't make no difference

he is still a "Muslamd person".....that is what a Republican neighbor told me.

[Aristus]

18. In Hel cuz hiz the auntiee Chirst!!1!

Hey, you said pretend to be a right winger... ;-)

[DailyGrind51]

19. The planet Krypton just before it exploded?

[Tiggeroshii]

24. Another vote for Krypton

lol

[SalmonChantedEvening]

20. He wuz born in Wonnathemstans.

Seen it on the radio 'n everythin' :D

[katanalori]

22. PLUTO

It is obvious, look at the ears.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

27. Plutostan isn't a gift shop at Disneyland?

I gotta stop listenin' ta them tourists.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

25. In a cave in Pakistan and his daddy has a beard and a map of the NY subway system.

[More_liberal_than_mo]

26. Where he was born doesn't matter

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natural-born_citizen
snip
The 1790 Congress, many of whose members had been members of the Constitutional Convention, provided in the Naturalization Act of 1790 that "And the children of citizens of the United States that may be born beyond the sea, or out of the limits of the United States, shall be considered as natural born citizens." In addition George Washington was president of the Constitutional Convention and President of the United States when this bill became law. If Washington disagreed with this definition, he could have vetoed this bill.
snip

As long as one parent is a USA citizen then the child is a "natural-born" citzen. Obama has the same status as John McCain who was born in Panama.
Why can't freepers "google", are they too stupid?

[FrenchieCat]

28. Kripton.....

[stillcool]

29. He was born in Muslim Arab...

that place over there somewhere that sprung up with the oil.

[muntrv]

30. In Al Kayda Stan.