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DFW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-28-08 08:22 AM
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What would Bob Dylan sing about Sarah Palin? Here's my speculation: "Blowin' in the Snow"
Blowin' in the Snow

How many words does a governor need
To say not one thing in a rant?
Yes, and how many books should a woman not read
Before she admits that she can’t?
Yes, and how many times can she brag she shoots moose
When her mind is as small as an ant?

The answer, you know, is blowin’ in the snow,
The answer is blowin’ in the snow.

How many times can a man bite his tongue
Before he has wrecked his campaign?
Yes, and how many times must his V-P speak up
Before he admits she’s insane?
Yes, and how many times must she shoot off her mouth
Before she has sunk John McCain?

The answer, you know, is blowin’ in the snow,
The answer is blowin’ in the snow.

How many interviews can Sarah give
Before it’s bad strategy?
Yes, and how many times must she come to the phone
To get that it’s not Sarkozy?
Yes, and how many sons must she send to Iraq
Before she says, “this should not be?”

The answer, you know, is blowin’ in the snow,
The answer is blowin’ in the snow.
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KG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-28-08 08:26 AM
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1. the question is, who's she blowing?
Edited on Fri Nov-28-08 08:27 AM by KG
i'm pretty sure i don't wanna know the answer.
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dipsydoodle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-28-08 08:27 AM
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2. Or maybe even
Blowin' Joe the Plumber.
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-28-08 08:27 AM
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3. He already wrote Idiot Wind.
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theboss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-28-08 08:54 AM
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4. Did Dylan die?
Why are we speculating? Couldn't someone, like, ask him.

My guess: he probably kinda likes her. Dylan never gets the answer anyone expects.
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DFW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-28-08 09:00 AM
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5. Sure, I'd be happy to ask him
If only I could remember where I left his cell phone number............
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theboss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-28-08 09:59 AM
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6. I just find people putting words in Dylan's mouth amusing
He was never a peace and love hippie.
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bemildred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-28-08 10:01 AM
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7. "Just like a woman" nt
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-28-08 10:19 AM
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8. Positively 4th Street.
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