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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-28-08 02:34 PM
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Gay marriage will destroy Christmas for our troops praying in school
Now quit burning those flags before you socialize the healthcare from my cold dead fingers, you Nascar-hating elitist.
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nxylas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-28-08 02:38 PM
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1. Shit! Busted!
The Real Americans are onto us, comrades. Quick, put more fluoride in the water supply!
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-28-08 02:49 PM
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6. fluoride!
Good heavens, that takes me back!
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nxylas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-28-08 04:36 PM
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7. How else will we sap and impurify their precious bodily fluids?
Edited on Fri Nov-28-08 04:36 PM by nxylas
We plan in the long term, comrade? Remember back in 1961, when we planted that fake birth announcement for that little Kenyan baby in the Honolulu Advertiser, certain in the knowledge that he would one day grow up to be a successful and charismatic politician who would be able to carry our agenda into the White House?

Edited to add: Mwuhahahahahaaa!
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yardwork Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-28-08 02:41 PM
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2. I can't understand you. I only speak Spanish.
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pnwmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-28-08 02:43 PM
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3. You got it. Thought you might be interested in this:
http://www.figarospeech.com/talk-like-bush/

SNIP

Every politician uses code words. What makes Bush different is his masterful way of using code words without the distraction of logic. He speaks in short sentences, repeating code phrases in effective, if irrational, order. “See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in,” he once said, “to kind of catapult the propaganda.”

But he does more than just repeat things over and over and over. He catapults his messages by leaving logic out of them. The result is what the poet Robert Frost called the “sound of sense” — the meaning you intuit from hearing people speak in the next room. You pick up the sense from the speakers’ rhythms and tone, and from an occasional emphasized word. If you ever played Sims on your computer, you know what I mean. The game’s simulated characters speak Simlish, a babble language invented by a pair of improv comedians. (An angry character will exclaim something like, “Frabbida!”) You suss out much of what they say by their tone of voice. Bush’s strange statement, “Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream,” makes an almost poetic sense. It has the sound of sense. He has a masterful way of combining repetition, tone and code words unfettered by context.

“We look forward to hearing your vision, so we can more better do our job.”

This is a classic Bushism, fractured syntax that seems to come out of a short circuit in the language center of his brain. You know what he means, though, don’t you? If you heard it instead of read it, you would probably miss the “hearing your vision” part and come away with “look forward” and “hearing” and “vision” and “do our job.” The resulting message conveys optimism, listening, and duty. . . .

The Italic Slant

Clearly, Bush didn’t practice speaking Bushimistically. But he has done nothing to fix his syntax, probably because he benefits from it. Logic-free speech italicizes the words he wants to stick in our heads. When he says,
“We’ll be a great country where the fabrics are made up of groups and loving centers,”
he isn’t painting any sort of realistic picture of America. You couldn’t even call his technique “impressionism.” It’s more like pointillism, dotting the rhetorical canvas with values to create a group identity. As he himself succinctly put it, “sometimes pure politics enters into the rhetoric.” It’s his job as a politician to keep everything else out, leaving only politically useful values. “I’m a proud man to be the nation based upon such wonderful values,” he says.

SNIP
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FloridaJudy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-28-08 02:43 PM
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4. Oh crud!
You startled me so much I spilled my latte all over my porn and my Birkenstocks.
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-28-08 07:11 PM
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8. Ha! I like that.
I totally want to write a book entitled "Porn and Birkenstocks"

Of course on the front cover I'd have to specify that my book contains neither...
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JackBeck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-28-08 02:44 PM
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5. Gay marriage only loses elections for Democrats.
Where have you been?
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iamincali83 Donating Member (70 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-28-08 07:54 PM
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9. Today I saw a bumper sticker.....
it said "It's ok to say Merry Christmas" along with a bumper sticker for a local christian music radio station. :banghead:
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DangerousRhythm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-28-08 08:09 PM
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11. Haha!
I saw one the other day that said (and I had to do a quadruple take because all I saw was the first name the first three times)...

Cheney/Voldemort '08

At first I was like "Who the hell has a CHENEY bumper sticker?" and chalked it up to being in Texas. It all made sense though when I saw the second name. :rofl:
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-28-08 07:59 PM
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10. And having an abortion while burning the flag is sacrilege.
It's also really hard to do.
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