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Mark E. Smith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-29-08 01:09 PM Original message |
Churches: Chocolate Jesus is 'tasteless' |
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gollygee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-29-08 01:10 PM Response to Original message |
1. Oh. I would think it would taste like chocolate. |
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TahitiNut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-29-08 07:09 PM Response to Reply #1 |
51. Any self-respecting Christ would transubstantiate into chocolate instead of gluten. |
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yurbud (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-29-08 01:11 PM Response to Original message |
2. This is a story for Comedy Central's CHOCOLATE NEWS: Germans admit Jesus is black |
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Akoto (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-29-08 01:12 PM Response to Original message |
3. Chocolate Jesus ... haz gud flavur. n/t |
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kenny blankenship (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-29-08 01:28 PM Response to Reply #3 |
15. Still haz cherry center |
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patrice (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-29-08 01:14 PM Response to Original message |
4. Might as well show those "Chri$$$$$$$tian" value$$$$$$$$$$ for what they are AND have a Laugh!! |
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aikoaiko (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-29-08 01:15 PM Response to Original message |
5. My Catholic parents gave me solid chocolate crosses for Easter after I was too old for bunnies |
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ebdarcy (654 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-29-08 01:39 PM Response to Reply #5 |
18. Yeah, I don't get how chocolate Jesi (?) are any worse than chocolate crosses at Easter. |
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msongs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-29-08 01:17 PM Response to Original message |
6. meanwhile people at these churches eat "the body" of christ & "drink" his blood lolololol nt |
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MindPilot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-29-08 01:17 PM Response to Original message |
7. The ritual cannibalism catholics practice evey Sunday is fine |
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Name removed (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-29-08 01:24 PM Response to Reply #7 |
13. Deleted message |
MindPilot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-29-08 01:40 PM Response to Reply #13 |
19. A good solid Catholic education. |
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patrice (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-29-08 01:50 PM Response to Reply #19 |
22. Care to quote the words from the Consecration with which you have somekind of problem? |
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patrice (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-29-08 01:32 PM Response to Reply #7 |
16. On 2nd thought: If you'd like to demonstrate your OWN understanding of the breadth of perspectives |
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MindPilot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-29-08 01:46 PM Response to Reply #16 |
21. Please see post 19 |
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patrice (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-29-08 01:53 PM Response to Reply #21 |
26. "ritual canabalism" demonstrates an extremely LIMITED understanding, so if you can't/don't want to |
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MindPilot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-29-08 02:11 PM Response to Reply #26 |
34. You support and defend the practices of the Catholic church |
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patrice (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-29-08 02:48 PM Response to Reply #34 |
38. Out of context, but nevermind, because you've already demonstrated that the whole does not matter |
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patrice (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-29-08 02:09 PM Response to Reply #21 |
32. Your notion of thorough is interesting and duly noted. nt |
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Name removed (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-29-08 01:52 PM Response to Reply #7 |
24. Deleted message |
patrice (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-29-08 01:59 PM Response to Reply #24 |
29. Some people get a buzz out of saying things like "ritual canabalism" |
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MindPilot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-29-08 02:05 PM Response to Reply #29 |
31. You too. |
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patrice (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-29-08 02:10 PM Response to Reply #31 |
33. Oh honey! That IS pathetic. nt |
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MindPilot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-29-08 02:03 PM Response to Reply #24 |
30. Welcome to my ignore list |
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Jackpine Radical (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-29-08 01:18 PM Response to Original message |
8. Oh, I don't care if it rains or freezes, |
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Fumesucker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-29-08 01:42 PM Response to Reply #8 |
20. LOL.. I remember that song.. |
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pitohui (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-29-08 06:45 PM Response to Reply #8 |
49. oh that's cute! i love your reworking! |
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Jackpine Radical (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-29-08 07:47 PM Response to Reply #49 |
52. If I had a dime for every time I posted the same idea someone else did, |
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Le Taz Hot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-29-08 08:52 PM Response to Reply #8 |
54. LOL! |
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Jackpine Radical (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-29-08 11:04 PM Response to Reply #54 |
57. Slightly rewritten for this occasion. |
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Junkdrawer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-29-08 01:18 PM Response to Original message |
9. Order here: |
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MineralMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-29-08 01:19 PM Response to Original message |
10. Nothing New Here |
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Tinksrival (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-29-08 06:35 PM Response to Reply #10 |
47. Chocolate is sacrilegious! |
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lapfog_1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-29-08 01:20 PM Response to Original message |
11. What will they think of next? |
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TexasObserver (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-29-08 01:21 PM Response to Original message |
12. Churches calling anything tasteless. That's rich. |
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AnnieBW (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-29-08 01:25 PM Response to Original message |
14. Just watch out for the Peanut Butter Ganesha |
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EOTE (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-29-08 08:59 PM Response to Reply #14 |
55. You got Jesus in my Ganesha... |
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rAVES (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-29-08 01:34 PM Response to Original message |
17. Don't go to church on Sunday! |
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codjh9 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-29-08 01:52 PM Response to Original message |
23. Au contraire - I bet it DOES have taste! It's choclit, ain't it? :^) |
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laconicsax (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-29-08 01:53 PM Response to Original message |
25. Silly chocolatier. Jesus isn't a chocoloate abomination--He's a cracker and some wine. |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-29-08 01:56 PM Response to Original message |
27. That's as distasteful as a mohammed cartoon. |
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ayeshahaqqiqa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-29-08 02:24 PM Response to Reply #27 |
35. But the chocolate Jesus implies sweetness and goodness |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-29-08 02:28 PM Response to Reply #35 |
36. You bring a chocolate jesus to my house and you have 10 seconds to get the fuck out or it goes.... |
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ayeshahaqqiqa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-29-08 03:38 PM Response to Reply #36 |
43. If you consider it rationaliation, I apologize |
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NYC Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-29-08 08:49 PM Response to Reply #36 |
53. So you're offended by a chocolate Jesus, presumably because it'd be eaten |
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sutz12 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-29-08 01:57 PM Response to Original message |
28. Awwwww....somebody needs a hug. |
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road2000 (995 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-29-08 02:34 PM Response to Original message |
37. Wish I knew the history on this... |
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Berry Cool (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-29-08 03:22 PM Response to Original message |
39. And to think they crucified him |
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SoCalDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-29-08 03:23 PM Response to Original message |
40. Hersheys provided the chocolate? |
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Owl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-29-08 03:30 PM Response to Original message |
41. It's supposed to taste like bread and wine? |
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backscatter712 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-29-08 03:34 PM Response to Original message |
42. Mmmmm, sweet blasphemy! *drool* n/t |
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Irishonly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-29-08 03:42 PM Response to Original message |
44. A few years ago the fundies were screaming about chocolate crosses |
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Sabriel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-29-08 03:45 PM Response to Original message |
45. They're right, of course |
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HarveyDarkey (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-29-08 04:14 PM Response to Original message |
46. Remember this sculpture from a couple of years ago? |
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pitohui (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-29-08 06:44 PM Response to Original message |
48. i don't care if it rains or freezes long as i gots my plastic jesus |
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Buck Laser (566 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-29-08 07:04 PM Response to Original message |
50. Tom Waits has a song about that..."Got to have my Chocolate Jesus." |
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AnnieBW (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-29-08 10:01 PM Response to Original message |
56. It's Sacralicious! |
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Jackpine Radical (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-29-08 11:06 PM Response to Original message |
58. Somebody had to do it: |
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Forkboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-29-08 11:39 PM Response to Original message |
59. I'm holding out for the Nougat Noah. |
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